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mike paris
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Joe lives on a farm and one day an asylum seeker (we shall call him Ali) moves in next door, and puts all his pets in the back garden, cats, dogs, chickens, geese, pigs, horses and cows. One day, Ali's chicken lays an egg and it rolls into Joe's garden. Ali goes around to Joe’s and says, “Can I have my egg back please?” Joe says, “We have a law here which says anything on my property belongs to me” bt Ali says, “It’s my chicken, [b]I want my egg?” Joe says, “Well, ...there is an easy way to sort this out, you stand up with your legs wide open and I give you a kick in the nuts, then you do the same to me and whoever is the one that is standing the longest is the winner.” “Ok” says Ali. So Joe takes a long run and kicks Ali as hard as he can, his eyes goes up into his head but he manages to stay standing for 3 minutes. “Ok” says Ali, “my turn.” Joe says, “Don't bother you can keep the egg.”
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Super. See a South Park episode for the same thing.
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Which Episode?
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I remember watching Buddy Hackett tell this joke on the Tonight Show. He was hilarious. His story was a little different though. It was a duck they were fighting over, I think. Buddy really went over the top in acting like he got kicked in the nuts. Man, when Buddy delivered the punchline "keep the duck", Johnny just about fell off his chair! It brought the house DOWN! Smile
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