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Themagicman101, I lOVE the fat joke!

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If I wanted any sh*t out of you - I would have squeezed your head.

Hey I don't go to where you work and pull the c**k out of your mouth.
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My, my ... such vulgarities!







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If you don't like these, then don't use them, but hecklers come around from time to time and if you work comedy clubs and similar venues they are bound to find you. It is nice to be prepared.
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Quote:
On 2005-11-18 19:24, nucinud wrote:
Hey I don't go to where you work and pull the c**k out of your mouth.


Ooooooooouuuuuuch!

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