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Starrpower Inner circle 4070 Posts 
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Themagicman101, I lOVE the fat joke!
Here's two: "When your I.Q. hits 10, sell!" "Save your breath. You'll need it later to blow up your date." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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If I wanted to hear from an *** ****, I would have **rted.
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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If I wanted any sh*t out of you - I would have squeezed your head.
Hey I don't go to where you work and pull the c**k out of your mouth.
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Starrpower Inner circle 4070 Posts
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My, my ... such vulgarities!
It's about time! |
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MDS Special user USA 528 Posts
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If you don't like these, then don't use them, but hecklers come around from time to time and if you work comedy clubs and similar venues they are bound to find you. It is nice to be prepared.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Now I can see Snow White and Dopey did have a child.
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scottybarnhart New user 81 Posts
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Quote:
On 2005-11-18 19:24, nucinud wrote: Ooooooooouuuuuuch! nucinud: 1 Heckler: 0
"Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage." - Woody Allen, Manhattan
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you go to movie theaters, I bet you talk back to the screen.
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Doc Dixon Special user Pennsylvania, USA 654 Posts
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"Klaatu barada nikto"
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"You better shut up before I make your butt disappear."
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