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God-glorified
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Jonathan, I love Mitch, and though he died his one liners are still being used (there are still a few up top on this forum that are from him!)
Thanks for bringin back the memory!
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For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
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Sorry, forgot to add in mine: When doing a routine where the spectator "messes" something up for you and it causes the audience to laugh (I have a specific trick I use but sometimes it will come naturally)
I like to say somewhat sarcastically (but not cocky or rude)
"Why do you seem like the kind of people that go to a ballet and trip the dancers" (kick in the air)
I always smile at the end to let them know Im having fun too!
(even if he DID rip my coloring book opening it up early!! Smile
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For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
Moyle with Parkinsons
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I like to just add random one-liners in between effects such as. Did you hear about the man who came home to his wife and said I want a divorce she said is there another woman and he said... there's gotta be.

GOLD!!!

Moyle
"Signatures cause far too much trouble!" an original quote by Moyle With Parkinsons.
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What do you call a Chinese woman with no legs?
Dragon lips

Stevie
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