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At the end of his weekly general audience Wednesday Pope Benedict greeted Italian exorcists who, he disclosed, are currently holding their national convention.

The Pope encouraged them to "carry on their important work in the service of the Church."


From Reuters
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Oh, that's gotta be weird.

Can you imagine some of the lecture subjects ?
* "How to remove bile (or pea soup) from your Cassock"
* "101 Snappy Comebacks to Demonic Insults"
and
* "Enter the Max Von Sydow Look-Alike Contest"
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Now that's got to be one helluva convention! Can anyone get tickets for the evening show? Do they have amateur competitions? How does one go about getting into that line of work, anyway?
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On 2005-09-15 21:45, Mystician wrote:
Oh, that's gotta be weird.

Can you imagine some of the lecture subjects ?
* "101 Snappy Comebacks to Demonic Insults"



"I got yer piece of Hell right here in my Cassock you leech. You gotta ask yourself, did he just say 2 'Begones' or was it 3, so Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Brother, you've got two things going for you - Jack and Sh*t, and Jack left town."

Oh I would be the Dirty Harry and Bruce Campbell of Exorcists.
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I wonder if Father Guido Sarducci has weighed in on this.
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Kinda takes the expression, "Go to hell" to a whole new dimension, doesn't it?

Wonder what kind of convention souvenirs they get?

*****

Did you hear about the guy who neglected to pay his exorcist?

He was reposessed.
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Of course, the convention is going to be In Hell, Michigan, right after the first hard freeze of the year!

:lol: Smile Smile

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Has anyone else ever been to Hell on Grand Cayman Island in the BWI? It actually looks like some of Dore's illustrations for Dante's Inferno.
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