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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
Well, anybody have any good ones they want to share?
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Wicca?
Remember the law of threefold returns. Reminds of the old Russian joke that ends with they guy asking God to "take just one eye".
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
I was joking actually. (A bit too much Harry Potter......)
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Alniner Loyal user Burlington, ON, Canada 254 Posts |
DOUBLE WHAMMY DOLL
Create a doll out of black fabric. Stuff it with Devils Shoestring, Red Pepper and Goofer Dust (preferably mixed with powdered snake skin). Place a photo of your intended victim, or write the true name of your intended victim, along with identifying words about them (father/mother of so and so, lives at so and so street, date of birth, etc.) and place in back of doll and sew it up with red thread. Lay the doll in a small coffin that has been “painted” with War Water. Burn a small black candle on top of the coffin, allowing the wax to melt over the coffin itself. Build a fire in a cauldron (or in a fire-safe pot) with Oregano and Poke Root and Rubbing Alcohol. Meditate the image of your victim and cast the coffin into the fire as you repeated the words below. The misery you have given is now returned. Your days are ***ed… As your image is burned. Hear my words as I say them well… Take your misery and GO TO HELL!!! Allow everything to burn to ashes and let cool. Gather ashes and grind them to a fine powder. Take the powdery ashes outside and blow them into the air. **This is best performed during dark moon. This is one of my personal favourites....**sarcasm mode turned off now**
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Mark Rough Inner circle Ivy, Virginia 2110 Posts |
More a blessing, really. . . or is it?
Blessed is he who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. Mark
What would Wavy do?
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
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On 2005-09-23 16:15, Alniner wrote: I was kinda hoping for less common ones... |
Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts |
I was working the late night shift as the Law Enforcement Desk Sergeant at Hellenikon Air Base in Athens, Greece back in 1975. About 11:00 PM, I had an old Greek gentleman walk in with his teenage daughter. He explained through our interpretor that his daughter had been cursed with the evil eye by a village witch. Another village witch said that the only way to safely remove the curse was to have an adult virgin male with pure thoughts and dark skin kiss the girl three times on her forehead in the sign of the Cross. This had to happen at the stroke of midnight. The father had apparently been combing the streets of Athens for such a man when his taxi driver suggested trying the American Air Base.
The interpretors warned me to take this very seriously...so I dispatched a patrol to the barracks to find an airman who met the criteria and would volunteer his services. The patrol returned with a young Christian fellow who was happy to help. The father was so delighted with our assistance that we received regular deliveries of homemade wine and cheese for months afterwards. The Airman received a 3-day pass and morale flight to Crete as a reward from command. The rest of us had a great story to tell at open mess. What wonderful and interesting days those were! Skip
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