Here is a Limerick I wrote years ago as a student, I still write it on the board as a teacher on test days.....

Today is the day of your test
and I hope that your minds have been blessed
if your thoughts come in muddy
and your answers are cruddy
I'll know from the scores that you guessed

Haha, cool. you remind me of my english teacher. He is one of the best teachers I had soo far. So what grade, or course do ya teach?

High School Sciences (but I call myself a physics teacher)

Cool! Do you guys get to do creepy stuff with frogs?? lol

(12 + 144 + 20 + (3 x V4))
__________________________ + 5 x 11 = 9^2 + 0
7

Ok, nice.......

For those not mathematically inclined:

A dozen a gross and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven
plus five times eleven
Equals nine squared and not a bit more.

Here's a more complicated classroom limerick for you:



Translated:

Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.

The mass divided by the volume
The mass divided by the volume
The mass divided by the vah-ahl-uoom


You get the Density