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mvmagic Inner circle Has written 1322 Posts |
The company I work for also provides directory assistance services-and in addition to phone numbers one can have maps, email and www addresses etc. We recently compiled some of the finest calls for a magazine article and thought you guys might enjoy these.
"Could you get me a computer repair man? My email goes "tsik-tsik-tsik"" "Which Indiana Jones movie had the holy grail?" "Can I wash my socks in the washing machine?" (this was a kid) "Could you get me the number of vankileiri (prison camp!!!)" "I'm sorry there's no prison camps listed" "(laughing) No no, I said Funky Lady (which sounds just like "vankileiri")" "If someone asks for my number this week, could you tell I am away?" "That is something we cant do, maybe you could use an answering machine?" "But how the people who don't have my number can call the machine?" "I am a bit lost here, could you send me a map so I can find the highway?" "I'll need the address or location so I can send the map." "Look, if I knew where I was I wouldn't need the map would I?" "Do you have any listings for nice single girls?" "Who is the president?" "Of which country?" "This one, stupid"
Sent from my Typewriter
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts |
Gotta love the general public eh? Reminds me of a saying we had in retail, "Leave the door unlocked and any fool can wander in."
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Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts |
More proof that Stupidity is the only element more common than hydrogen!
Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!" |
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