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harris
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At 5'5" tall with small hands I wondered if I could master sleight of hand.

Magic came much easier than being funny consistently.....

Any suggestions on comments about short, balding guys....


Although it is off the air, many more people compare me to George on Seinfield than any other person...

This is especially true when I where my round framed glasses.

Be safe, well and creative.


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Chrystal
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Hi Harris,

Well you could say you don't have a complex about your height and then proceed to place a Napoleanic hat on your head and stick your arm in your jacket. (The intelligent people will probably laugh at this.)

You could claim you once had trouble getting a date due to your height. You once met a sympathetic girl who said she'd like to help you out. "Now which way did you come in?"

Stay with me they may get better! :O)

I'll get back to you should I attempt any more lame humor.

Chrystal
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Thanks Chrystal,

I will check back.

Lame humor in the right place of our programs can work very well.

Of course the "Johnny Carson" type toppers also work well with groaners.

Right after I told my audience I wouldn't go for any cheap gags, I talked about singing yes we have no bananas while wearing a Carmen Miranda Fruit Hat.

This was a conference program for the Fruit Growers of America.

Thanks for your time and humor.


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Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight here all the way from The Bean Stalk we have the world's shortest giant! He's not one, two, three or four but FIVE whole inches over 5 feet tall!

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Chrystal
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Haaa that would make me laugh Bob!

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You wont see a rabbit in this show. They get agressive and aren't easy to handle for guys my size.
I am truly blessed to have a job where people are laughing all the time and everyone believes in magic....Come to think of it, I'm blessed to even have a job.
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Thanks for sharing.


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