There has been a sort of phenomonen on the internet regarding some "facts" about Chuck Norris. Some of them are pretty good. Check it out;

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

That's freakin' hilarious! I love ole Chucky boy...I'm probably gonna catch a roundhouse in the head for calling him that!!!

johnny

They are pretty funny

Some of them are great. I plan on using some of them.

I met his Nieces boyfriend who told me that man is no joke. I heard he can kill you in 1089 ways with a feather.

They also have Vin disel jokes someplace.

Hahahha...Ive been reading those for a while and showing them to everyone. They even made it to the Café...amazing.

Is it true that the suns rises in the East, because Chuck Norris Sleeps facing West?

ROTFL

Hmmm, "Vin Diesel", "jokes" there's a redundancy in there somewhere!

Yeah and they do Mr. T. None of them are as good as Chuck Norris though.

Here is some really bad footage of Chuck Norris discussing the "facts" on the Tony Danza show. At least he has a sense of humor about it.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1652620/

Chuck Norris looks like my neighbor. Or is it the other way around?

By the way, Vandy, I see where Chuck Norris just got hired for the Bills job.

Really? I heard they were looking at Mike Sherman or James Lofton. They were both probably afraid that if they took the job that Chuck Norris would deliver a roundhouse kick to their noggins. After all, if Chuck Norris wants the job, it's his.

Actually, 'ol Chuck is probably better suited to manage the (drumroll, please) Texas Rangers, anyway!

Chuck Norris weighs as much as a thousand suns. Normally, the Laws of Physics would cause him to collapse in on himself, but the Laws of Physiscs are afraid of being roundhoused kicked into another dimension.

There is no such thing as evolution. Only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live.

Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Never understood all the references to the round house kicks, guess from his TV and movie rolls, in the tourney circuit back in the 60's he was known for a turning back kick and a back fist. He'll be 66 in March, not too worried about those round kicks anymore. LOL. (not running the man down, I used to fight him in the 60's tourney circuit. He was one of the best out there. (ref: http://www.akbba.com/images/page1.html )

I know who started that page...that makes me awesome by association

My favorite:

"A man was once stranded on the side of the road after his car ran out of gas. Chuck Norris drove by, got out, and looked the man in the eye. The man knew that everything would be fine. Then Chuck proceeded to urinate into the man's gas tank and to this very day that man has never had to fill his gas tank up again. That was 14 years ago."

Try this one also http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com. It also includes some interesting t-shirts