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drkptrs1975
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Let's see, we should practice, practice, and practice. Well the best way to practice is in front of a mirror, now we know why many magicians use the restroom all the time.
Timothy
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Not just the mirror, but that magnificent Throne Of Porcelain!
(Remember, it's the one in the room with the mirror, not on the front lawn in front of the trailer!)
Weatherbee
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I'm a magician because I magish, but in the bathroom I'm a wizard because......well, never mind.
magicbob74358
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I thought this was going to be a cheap joke involving the term, "magic wand" Smile
Popo
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All I know is the last time I practiced on my "porcelin throne" I bombed!
Timothy
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< Insert Rim Shot Here! >

Get it? Rim Shot?
Father Photius
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You have to admit that porcelain piece sure makes a handy and convienent table to hold ur props. Just be sure and keep the lid down and don't push the little handle or ur props will do a disappearing act on you. Oh I love this forum. Smile
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The only problem with this method, is the mirror never talks back !
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pkg
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After one too many drinks it does talk back!!!!!
Double posters should be shot!

No really!!
joseph
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And you always get a royal flush...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
bnadworn
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I think this thread is going down the drain.
"They say the hand is quicker than the eye but I won't believe it until I see it."
Bob Sanders
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I start training new doves in the bathroom because using a yard stick, I can make them keep flying until they land on me. (On stage, don't pay any attention to the toilet behind my table.)

Bathrooms really need a better music center.

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