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chichi711 Inner circle 5810 Posts |
I wasnt giving you grief Jack. Just playing along.
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howdoidisconnect Elite user Just outside the cafe window 429 Posts |
The voices in my head are saying no!, in fact I think I use that one too much, they just told me
I do look forward to the day when you post something constructive.
-Tony Iacoviello |
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lane99 Elite user 421 Posts |
There was a RV'er on Coast to Coast AM radio show this week. The clown came up with two excellent excuses:
1. He can't find Bin Landen because he's probably in a place where there are no street signs. So even if he can "see" him in his mind, we won't know exactly where his is without any street signs to guide us to him. 2. He can't find the girl (Natalie H, is it?) in Aruba (is it?) because she probably already got eaten by sharks, so, in fact, there's nothing to see. Haha, you think I'm joking, right? Well, C2C has an audio archive. So you can check it for yourself if you don't "believe" |
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J ack Galloway Inner circle 1309 Posts |
Well at least they are easily understood.
Also reasonable. In fact I say truthfull. Jack H.12/O.17 A-X |
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Dr Spektor Eternal Order Carcanis 10781 Posts |
Hey - the RVers did find Bin Laden - you just don't understand the grand CONSPIRACY that is why... RV is being supressed and controlled by the government to continue its shadow rule and also pump in hallucinogenic substances into drinking resivours to cause people to see "reality" they want to show them... if someone proved RV existed - they woould eb removed - everyone attached would be removed and then all the medical files etc. burned......
That is my favourite excuse
"They are lean and athirst!!!!"
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J ack Galloway Inner circle 1309 Posts |
Good one Doc!
Very X-Files Jack H.12/O.17 A-X |
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Seth speaks Inner circle New Mexico 1249 Posts |
I HAD Bin Laden pinpointed, but then Jimtron asked me some questions and I got derailed...
:P (just kidding, JT) Seriously, here's what I have so far: I'm seeing Bin Laden very clearly... he's standing in front of a... a cave, that's sort of different from the others... there's dust... rocks... plenty of rubble... WAIT -- there's a camel, with a little bald spot on the hump... and in the cave some women are being ignored and oppressed... That's it. I dunno, does that, maybe, ring a bell with anyone..? Seth |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
My remote viewer minutes are nearly used up for this month and I'm trying to save some rollover minutes for a big show I have coming up in a few months.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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the levitator Special user Spellbound Productions 546 Posts |
Now THAT is funny!!!! I actually lost a little soda through my nose on that one!
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howdoidisconnect Elite user Just outside the cafe window 429 Posts |
Strange... I am getting I think Bin Laden in JC penny in memphis in the bedding department?. I guess my aim is off.
I do look forward to the day when you post something constructive.
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chichi711 Inner circle 5810 Posts |
The one that made me the maddest was. "Buy the 79 dollar DVD and then I can remote for you". Does everybody have to buy a DVD to be a spectator in remote viewing?
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21219 Posts |
Yea chichi they do. BUT fortunatly I just sold one to Bin Laden so we are on our way!
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
I hope you dropped a salt shaker in his pocket while you were there.
BTW did you take the time alert the athorities as to his whereabouts? Or maybe this whole RV thing is a plot to get him to buy the DVD thus disclosing his whereabouts. Brilliant! See, RV works. |
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Drs_Res Veteran user 325 Posts |
Nope, no salt, but.........
While he getting the DVD, we had a TRN tattooed on his forehead, told him it was a key so he could unlock some software on the DVD.
( / ) The Bunny
(O.o) Add him to your signature. (> <) Help him rule the world. /_||_ Prosper at his side. Scott |
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21219 Posts |
All I wanted was his money. I didn't tag him in any way. BUT I did get his money.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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GusVanNostrum Veteran user With automatic writing I've produced 343 Posts |
Sorry. You are not following the correct protocols. Come back when you have done your homework.
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Pasq Elite user Lance Rench-Hausen. 417 Posts |
My favourites are:
"I'd love to, but my hands are all clammy." "I'd love to, but my dog opening the fridge with his paw & the kitchen's a complete state & needs seeing to." "I'd love to do a little remote viewing for you now, but sadly my hands are on fire. Now, "how could a man set fire to his hands?" - there's a question". "Leave me alone, I'm knitting a hat for my niece!" "I'm going to be busy for an hour or two, I'm afraid - My wife is trapped in a fox-snare in a field just off the M11. I just hope she'll make it." "Can't you see I used to be a Fawn?" ... Gosh. You can lead an RVer to water, - but you can't make him do an RV demonstration for when you ask. "My cat died."
Sparrow in a barrow.
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kinesis Inner circle Scotland, surrounded by 2708 Posts |
My best excuse..."What the **** is RV?"
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RickDangerous Special user I can't believe I made 974 Posts |
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On 2006-01-27 19:05, Bill Hallahan wrote: MUAHAHAHA... love it. "... if I do it too often I'll soon look like an 80 year old grandpa. I got to use my body powers wisely...dressing room comes to mind "
"Reality is what you can get away with."
Robert A. Wilson "Think for yourself and question authority." Timothy Leary |
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J ack Galloway Inner circle 1309 Posts |
Yo Moma knows I can.
Jack H.12/O.17 A-X |
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