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Jaxon
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the
window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're
a real (jerk) when you're drunk."
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After regaining my ability to hear after 20 years of deafness. I learned that there is magic all around you. The simplest sounds that amazed me you probably ignore. Look and listen around you right now. You'll find something you didn't notice before.
The_Shadow
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He he he he that has to be the best one on this forum so far!!!
Any other ones at all?
Scotty Mills
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Haha Man that's HEY-LARIOUS
Best joke ive heard in a long time!
Father Photius
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It's not true! I only flew around the building twice each time! Man that story gets out of hand more everytime I hear it!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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