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NEDO
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I just want to know if some of you would like to share some rhymes as well as raps.... if anybody is into that sort of thing in this forum. I'll drop if someone asks.
____Hello Ladies_____

Does anyone rhyme?..poetry...PM me if so to share some.
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Heh, I don't rap, but this does bring up an interesting point. I get a lot of stage practice performing in front of real audiences by going to open mics. Usually people are used to an acoustic guitarists at these things and when this magician guy gets up there, I get a lot of strange looks, but I win them over. (Oh and I have a friend provide some live musical accompaniment on an acoustic guitar) Smile Smile
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Geoff,

Do you do the coffee shops and stuff?

I was wondering about crashing a couple of these.
...think not that all wisdom is in your school. You may have studied other paths,but, it is important to remember that no matter who you are or where you come from, there is always more to learn.
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Well, NEDO, I rap a li'l. How 'bout this:

Come wit' me now on this magical journey,
To all ya' pros wit' your shows and you amateurs learning,
Let's show 'em what them fools at Fox
is really all about,
You can't fade us with a Masked fool on boxes, let me shout it out,
So, holla if yer' down with me,
This Brotherhood's comin' for yo *** now, can't you see?
So you think you're smart now sucka, don't you?
You're makin' big bucks now, why won't you?
But that's money you weren't supposed to MAKE!
Fool!
And those secrets you weren't supposed to BREAK!
Fool!
But I'll be ****** 'cause I've just about had it, it's tragic,
It's them li'l guys that suffer in Magic,
Givin' away secrets of grand illusions,
Just to feed your egotistical grandeur delusions,
Don't you know fool, it took years?,
It took a whole lotta pain, blood, sweat and tears,
But you won't hear what's it all about...,
Then I'll shout it out loud, all together now with the crowd!

Fox Channel,
@#$% you!
Masked Magician,
@#$% you!
Valentino you fool!
@#$% you!
If you're down with these dopes!
@#$% you!

:dance: Smile Smile Smile Smile
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It's hot backstage but yer' hands start ta shake,
You're not cold but cold sweat starts ta break,
On yer' forehead, just like li'l raindrops,
You try but you just can't make the pain stop,
So you check yer props, just to calm yer fears,
So this is what it's come down to, after all these years,
After all this time, you're actually standin' here,
They take away them curtains, you'll see all your peers,
Now you know for sure,well you think you know,
This is how Copperfield must feel, just before his show?
So you hold yer head high, and you clear your vision,
Look out world, here's a new Magician....
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Yo NEDO! Where U B at Bro? Drop me some rhymes! Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Oh geeze...this is just sad.


If you guys are going to try and 'rap' then don't do it about magic.

1. It makes magic sound really stupid.
2. You come up with some weak rhymes.

Please..just...stop!


Chris
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Yeah..but all "rappin" sounds stupid.

Anyway don't worry most things go full circle and real poetry will come back.

Same as all the Boy Bands..they have just about run their course.

Howard
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Why are rappers so angry all the time? They're millionaires. And they don't even have to be talented, they just have to be mad. I guess anger can be quite a lucrative business. Now excuse me while I go pop a cap.
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Seismic, let's see you do better.........
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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You wanna battle you must be crazy/ sorry son but you seem a little to lazy/ I just have one thing to say/ read this, don't cry/ and have a nice day....

Park Ilusi, watch what you do/ I know that my lines will destroy you/ You try and front like you got some skill/ sorry yo, but your lines, just make me ill/ you want a challenge, you can't compete/ I will write all this out and I don't have to cheat/ next time put in a little more thought, I sure hope you will/ as I said before you don't have the skill.

I can't rap so I really don't try/ don't you know I'm a white guy/ you see son rapping about magic is wack/ wherever you found this thread, take it back/ it almost gave Eminem a heart attack/ no one would care though cuz that fool ain't black/ I was told to just feed off you/but if I did that/ then I'd be da foo'/ so instead I sit here and post this up/ go back to playing with your balls and your cups/ I'm out I'm done/ You know #1/ you lost it's over/ sorry son.


Haha.

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Right on Seismic.

Hope you had your Baggy Cargo pants on and back to front baseball cap?
Oh! and plenty of arm waving and finger pointing, together with a menacing walk.


Howard
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Haha!!

Actually I was wearing baggy cargos and a cap on backwards!!!

Funny you said that!

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My name is Mike I ride a bike. I'll pop a wheelie if you like. When I was three I rode a trike. Now that I got my training wheels off my doctors makes me turn my head and cough. You should be out showing off your art.. uh wait whats that smeell did you just *&%$.

Oh no, I am sorry that is just your skills, all old and rank worth nothing real.. to offer upon this mic let me reffer you back to the trike, that's where your stuck, on thoses three wheels looking up to the big guns wishing you had the skills, to be the man like Lance and Jeff and Dan Harlan. I know some of you think this is wack well you are right it is so let me back track. My name is Mike I play with bikes I just wasted some of your time is that a crime, I think it is, now get back into the magic biz....nitch Werd UP Smile
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I've PMed you Seismic...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Quote:
On 2003-06-13 14:10, Seismic wrote:
You wanna battle you must be crazy/ sorry son but you seem a little to lazy/ I just have one thing to say/ read this, don't cry/ and have a nice day....

Park Ilusi, watch what you do/ I know that my lines will destroy you/ You try and front like you got some skill/ sorry yo, but your lines, just make me ill/ you want a challenge, you can't compete/ I will write all this out and I don't have to cheat/ next time put in a little more thought, I sure hope you will/ as I said before you don't have the skill.

I can't rap so I really don't try/ don't you know I'm a white guy/ you see son rapping about magic is wack/ wherever you found this thread, take it back/ it almost gave Eminem a heart attack/ no one would care though cuz that fool ain't black/ I was told to just feed off you/but if I did that/ then I'd be da foo'/ so instead I sit here and post this up/ go back to playing with your balls and your cups/ I'm out I'm done/ You know #1/ you lost it's over/ sorry son.


Haha.

Chris


Wow, it looks like you watch Freestyle Fridays on BET. Everything it that rap sounded very 'Jin the MC'. Wait almost all of that was his...


Smile

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Yo, im gonna tell you this for your own benefit/
your **** was dope as ****, specially when your wrote 90 percent of it/
what you need to is go practice on your free stlyles/
before you come up missin like snoop dawg from these files/
the type of nitiva drug im spittin/
be hidden/
you swear to gawd this ***** was written/
but it wasnt/
kill a dozen rapper when im bustin/
guzzlin/
beat your *** like a jelous husband/
your boys are about suffer a clean loss/
when you go into comma longer than vladimir konstitinov/
get a clean cloth to wipe this dirty video screen off/
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We see Lee here trying to diss me/ Doesn't matter yo, cuz I don't watch B-E-T/
Now I am sounding like Dr. Seuss/
If I keep up this, please go get the noose/
I know my rhymes sounded redundant/
but I have plenty o' rhymes that are fully abundant/
Park had to send me a PM/ said that I was a wannbe Eminem/ now, do I really have to go through this again?/ I've said it once I've said it before/ I am not some white rapper wh**e/ trying to mimic all of the style/ think I could rap after I saw 8 Mile/ Yeah I was wearing cargos and my hafront to back/ you told me in that message for that I am wack/ here son let me go back track/ you're the one that's wack/ with your rhymes and all/ it's just to bad they aren't against the law/ if they were you'd be sitting in jail/ wit all da otha gangstaz that couldn't pay bail/ you just trying to be 50 cent/ oh wait, hold up, that's not what I meant/ 'Fiddy Cent' or should I say Half dolla/ biggest joke in the worl/ fool tries to be a balla/ a warnin' before I have to go/ don't listen to 50 Cent and his half dollar hoe*

Chris Smile



*Eminem
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This is constructive critisim.. You need to take all the (/%$ about Eminem and 50 out of your raps.. it sounds so bad. I've heard it on all of the free style boards. It is like flamming on ellusionist. It is gets old and repetitive after a while..

*Dr Evil Voice* Honestly
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Haha...I know.


Honestly, I don't ever try and freestyle. These 'rhymes' I am putting on here are seriously the crappiest things I have ever thought of.


Park Ilusi, I hope you know I'm just goofing around.

I have come up with some really good freestyles but I don't feel like typing them. I use them when my friends think they can battle me.

Anyhow have fun everyone.

Chris
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