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Over the years, I sold a few things and are now replacing them.

A recent purchase was 3 juggling rings.

I am trying to come up with some lines and site gags with them.

Things I have thought of so far.

1. Ring around the collar(for older crowds)
2. Aren't I an angel? (over head)
3. Toilet Seat
4. Ear Rings.

Any other suggestions?

Thanks in advance.

Harris
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How about this. Get the audience to shout ring every time you throw one in the air. Juggle them so the go up in pairs then answer your cellphone.

Of course there is the old classic the three rings of marriage:the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffer ring.

Hold them so the three overlap; Olmypics on a budget.

Hula-hoops for little people.

The largest mint I've ever seen.

Plates for weight-watchers. Hold flat and drop a pie through the middle.

The 4th Beatle.

I call this one Michael Jackson. It's a strange shape made out of plastic.

Port-hole.

Portable hole.

Round, round, get a round, I get a round.

When Doughnuts meet steamrollers.

George
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Thanks George,

Your weight watcher line will go good with a weight watcher joke, I wrote many years ago.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and weigh
along came a spider and sat down beside her
and said you've used up your points for today.

I jotted down your ideas.

You are appreciated by,

Harris
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Wow george nice input.
I too liked that weightwatchers line.
Ephes. 2:8-9



For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
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Ross Perot's (or Prince Charles') earrings....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Hold rings in shape of Mickey Mouse with your face in the middle.

Elton John - Rings like glasses
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