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Steve Martin Inner circle 1119 Posts |
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein |
Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
A woman didn't come home one night, the next day she told her husband she slept at a (female) friend's place.
the husband called his wife's 10 best friends, none of them knew what he was talking about. a man didn't come home one night, the next day he told his wife he slept at a (male) friend's place. the wife called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 confirmed the fact he slept over and 2 even insisted he is still there... |
Howdydoodat New user Nick Brown 26 Posts |
How to impress a woman: Wine her,dine her, kiss, cuddle and call her, laugh with her, cry with her, smile support and surprise her, compliment and romance her, listento her, believe in her, give her flowers, give her confidence, give her love, shop with her, write her love letters, go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man: Show up naked |
TomasB Inner circle Sweden 1144 Posts |
Wo [Old English]
n. Deep distress or misery. I knew it. Women are only misery before men. /Tomas |
landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
"A woman without her man is nothing!"
Woops, wrong punctuation. Corrected punctuation: "A woman: without her, man is nothing!" Jack Shalom
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