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AntonDreaming
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Just woundering if people here had any funny ines for introducing spectators?

A fav of mine is "This is (spec name) and shes come all the way...from right there (point to her seat) Or if there local say they've come all the way from where ever your doing the show. always gets a laugh....any other guys I'm sure theres a ton!

As always

Anton James
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If someones from around the place I like what Michael finney says (use to suit your appropriate place)
Where you from?
right here
wow right here in l and l pub studio LOVE what youve done with the place....


Than theres the REALLY old one,
Where your from? sorry? no I heard you I'm just sorry!
I don't like to be cruel so ill just say the uninsultitive ones Smile
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jkvand
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If they are from far away, I say "And you've come all the way from ... just to see this magic show! Thanks for coming, and thanks for being a part of the show!" Then I continue on with them in the effect. This usually gets a laugh.
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As you introduce them ask, "What's your name? Any idea?"
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