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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
We scoured the world to find the best available! NEW from Art Fay it's 3 Fart Danger!
2 of the jars are empty but one contains a deadly Fart imported from France! Just $399 Who needs another Spike In The Nose when you can have '3 FART DANGER!'
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts |
Le petomaine I presume?
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handa Inner circle Pittsburgh, PA 1357 Posts |
FP: The routine could be done to music without words or with the suggested script that accompanies the props, I would guess.
I'm ready to order mine and know that I won't be disappointed! Remember that no matter what the cost, order with confidence because anything from Doug it is "a Higley Original." Don't let opportunity waft away on this one...you'lw be sorry if you do. Chris P.S.--Happy 91st day of the year everybody! |
Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Well...it's not from me...It's RELEASED by Art Fay...or should I say Realeased by some unkown French Person and Presented by Art Fay...But Art Fay does't have a computer to market the AFFECT...so since I have been associated with Dr. Fay for so many years (He's my 'Ologist' when it comes to authentiating Crypto Creatures as you well know) I thought I'd help him out. Be assured...The set is shipped directly from France though for freshness. Gerber Baby Food Jars are used to save on shipping.
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DonDriver Inner circle 1790 Posts |
This is an April's fools joke...Right Doug ?
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Why would you ask that?
There are much better questions...like "What about Re-Loads?" (Re-loads are just $300. You already have the jars. Though one of these authentic French Farts will last through about a dozen shows.) "What happens if Customs gets into it?" (Serve 'em right!) "What about Sniffing Dogs at the air terminals?" (Hope they get it on camera!) "Wouldn't I be better off spending $399 on the latest stupid Lemon Trick?" (no) "What if a baby opens the wrong Jar?" (He will learn all he needs to learn about France)
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
I am at liberty to offer a version thet is 50% cheaper and 100% smellier, included a posterial pertubation of the most noxious kind harvested from a Hull Fishmonger.
pm me for details, Sorry Doug but buisness is buisness. Corona |
Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
But only IF you spell it right....otherwise it's 'buisness' and not really business.
And you one of my favorite writers!!!!!
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
You are right, poor spelling will not help my sails.
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts |
That Art Fay is a hell of a guy.
Have I got some stories! Brett.
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Slim Price Inner circle 1935 - 2006 1326 Posts |
This sort of thing should only be mentioned in Secret Sessions! Otherwise someone could back engineer it...
Slim
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Hahaha...ooops
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