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pkg Inner circle The City of Ithobaal I son of Hiram I 1356 Posts |
Sheeeeesssshhh!!!
just a sample from the site Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly Document: United States Patent 6055910 Abstract: A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space. http://www.freepatentsonline.com/crazy.html
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Poliphilo New user 57 Posts |
That nearly beats my underwater umbrella idea.
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
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On 2006-04-08 15:33, Poliphilo wrote: GENIUS |
ChristianR Veteran user 356 Posts |
Hmm that plastic stick idea wasreally popular with my friends dog, he tore it to shreds.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Dehydrated Water.
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Poliphilo New user 57 Posts |
Dehydrated water has always amused me, which reminded me of just before the turn of the millenium, people were selling "air" in sealed cans. A relic from 1999! I saw these in a shop, and there were people actually paying money for them!
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Solar powered flashlight.
Tricycle training wheels.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
pkg Inner circle The City of Ithobaal I son of Hiram I 1356 Posts |
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On 2006-04-10 14:07, Poliphilo wrote: are you sure you are not talking about oxygene tanks for scuba diving?:P j/k!
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ChristianR Veteran user 356 Posts |
What about at the San Franciso Bridge gift shop? Canned Fog! Ironically every day in California was bright and sunny for me. No fog, smog, or hog...s.
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