I listened to it last night. My sides hurt today!!!!!!!

Jay Sankey is a creative genius. His tricks are simple to do and even simpler to understand. People I do magic for really like his magic so you can't agrue with that.

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When you start acting skitzophrenic in all your card tricks after you watch one of his DVDs. -DP

When you decide to vanish beetle limbs instead of those silly matches!

When you buy EVERY Sankey Product in existence whether you want it or not.

When The Heavy Duty Double actually becomes part of your Ambitious Card routine.

When you say "Without a doubt" in every sentence.

When you carry In a Flash, deck inside a balloon, Mercuring, Leaving Home, Paperclipped, a burnt card, a card with a prediction "a red card", and a stack of business cards banded together for the out to lunch principle---- all in your assassin's pouch... yeah it all fits

When you've got two autographed-by-Jay cards stuck on your ceiling.

When you go see him lecture and tears come out from both sides of one eye and Jay makes fun of it. (Yes, this really did happen. No, not to me. It happened after Jay took someone's cellphone away during the lecture. By the way, BEST LECTURE EVER!)

When you start referring to Jesus Christ in your coin routines.

...plus obscure references to the Spannish Inquisition!

I am a big Sankey fan. I would like to send him some 'fan mail', but I think he beat me to it.

When you perform a trick you have done hundreds of times and you tell the audience it's a new trick because you changed the name.

...when the only sleight used in EVERY trick in your arsenal is the Shuttle Pass.

...when you say "Boom" after each move.

When you appreciate his cartoons as much as his magic...

When the highlight of your month is the FREE trick at the end of the Sankey newsletter....

When you change your name to Jay Sankey, move to Canada and start wearing glasses and become a magic consultant to Craig Angelo

-when you can't make a sandwich without first elmsley counting your bread.

-when you have to push a coin through a straw before every sip of your pepsi

C!

Aw... the highlight of my month is the free newsletter... ;(

Heh, I have elmsley counted crackers...

-When you have the line stuck in your head "I tell them to say stop, they say stop, I say ok."

-If you accidentally shuttle pass items while trying to hand someone something, giving them another object instead.

-If you memorized his monkey and ostrich rap at the end of 22 blows to the head.

-If you...

You know you're a Sankey fan when you speak in foreign accents for no apparent reason

When your family thinks you are insane because everything you do is accompanied by a random joke.

Your fingers are bleeding from practicing han ping chen.

When you talk with an accent during a trick and the accent carries over for the rest of your performance.

When you start saying "oat" instead of "out".

When you do the same trick over and over and call it different names.