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drkptrs1975
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I was just wondering, if anyone would have an effect that will lower the Gas Prices, and if anyone has one, would you mind telling me, and the secret.
Ireland
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Insist the prices be posted at ground level!!...Well, I haven't seen any other replies!
Ireland
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Insist the prices be posted at ground level!!...Well, I haven't seen any other replies!
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Yes! This is an effect I use all the time, it works and is proven to have outstanding reactions.

Here is the secret:

1) Come over to England and buy some PETROL
2) Stare in amazement at the outrageous prices we charge
3) Go back home and stare in amazement once again, this time the prices have severely dropped

This is an effect that you *can* try more than once for a spectator
Dennis Michael
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I just add a pill to a gallon of water and instant gas. Works every time.
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Ride a bicycle....Seriously tho, I went inside to pay, and they had a loan department.... Smile ..
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Drop one tablet of Alka-Selser in a glass of water, drink it real fast and you will have gas....
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Dennis, at first I thought you were making a reference to this movie:

http://www.laurelandhardycentral.com/jitter.htm

Enjoyable little movie ... now available on DVD, I might add. Now, if only someone would actually invent the gas pill!

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Just sold my car for gas money
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On 2006-04-22 05:07, Poliphilo wrote:
Yes! This is an effect I use all the time, it works and is proven to have outstanding reactions.

Here is the secret:

1) Come over to England and buy some PETROL
2) Stare in amazement at the outrageous prices we charge
3) Go back home and stare in amazement once again, this time the prices have severely dropped

This is an effect that you *can* try more than once for a spectator


Haha! I like that one!
ChristianR
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Doesn't England included the road tax in the gas?
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I am changing the signs in the petrol station at midnight. Then I am buying petrol the next morning for half price. But don't tell someone of me. Ha ha.
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Switch to Biodiesel
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I found the secret

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWDmaxDmIhU[/url/
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johnnymystic
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That's video is brilliant! What a great idea...Now I gotta teach one of my younger kids to pump gas, they'll love it!!!

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Ok so now my secret is out...hehe..That was funny. Durgey, that was a good one. Taco Bell works for me. I have seen the gas prices in the UK and I am thankful over here. I went in to a gas station and asked for $5 in gas. The guy farted and gave me a receipt. I can't beleive I just said that. I appologize for that word.

Steven
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Sure, you can lower gas prices, just shorten the pumps!

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Someone suggested carpools, but I didn't think my car knew how to swim!

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