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drkptrs1975 Elite user North Eastern PA 452 Posts 
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I was just wondering, if anyone would have an effect that will lower the Gas Prices, and if anyone has one, would you mind telling me, and the secret.
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Ireland Loyal user Regina, Sask. Canada 217 Posts
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Insist the prices be posted at ground level!!...Well, I haven't seen any other replies!
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Ireland Loyal user Regina, Sask. Canada 217 Posts
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Insist the prices be posted at ground level!!...Well, I haven't seen any other replies!
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Poliphilo New user 57 Posts
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Yes! This is an effect I use all the time, it works and is proven to have outstanding reactions.
Here is the secret: 1) Come over to England and buy some PETROL 2) Stare in amazement at the outrageous prices we charge 3) Go back home and stare in amazement once again, this time the prices have severely dropped This is an effect that you *can* try more than once for a spectator |
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Dennis Michael Inner circle Southern, NJ 5821 Posts
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I just add a pill to a gallon of water and instant gas. Works every time.
Dennis Michael
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Ride a bicycle....Seriously tho, I went inside to pay, and they had a loan department....
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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dennis Michael Inner circle Southern, NJ 5821 Posts
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Drop one tablet of Alka-Selser in a glass of water, drink it real fast and you will have gas....
Dennis Michael
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jlibby Inner circle 1044 Posts
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Dennis, at first I thought you were making a reference to this movie:
http://www.laurelandhardycentral.com/jitter.htm Enjoyable little movie ... now available on DVD, I might add. Now, if only someone would actually invent the gas pill! See ya! Joe Libby San Antonio, TX
My new FREE ebook on the classic Mismade Bill trick is ready for you:
https://funnybirthdayshow.com/mismadebill/ |
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durgy Elite user Toronto 402 Posts
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Just sold my car for gas money
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Fandango New user England 69 Posts
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Quote:
On 2006-04-22 05:07, Poliphilo wrote: Haha! I like that one! |
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ChristianR Veteran user 356 Posts
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Doesn't England included the road tax in the gas?
Tarbell!
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juan king Regular user Spanish 171 Posts
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I am changing the signs in the petrol station at midnight. Then I am buying petrol the next morning for half price. But don't tell someone of me. Ha ha.
Think not what magic can do for you, but what you can do for magic.
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1612 Posts
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Switch to Biodiesel
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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jstone Inner circle Someday I'll have 1473 Posts
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I found the secret
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWDmaxDmIhU[/url/ |
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jstone Inner circle Someday I'll have 1473 Posts
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johnnymystic Inner circle North Adams Ma. 1576 Posts
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That's video is brilliant! What a great idea...Now I gotta teach one of my younger kids to pump gas, they'll love it!!!
johnny
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux <BR>I never inhale 
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Steven True Special user Bonney Lake,WA 765 Posts
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Ok so now my secret is out...hehe..That was funny. Durgey, that was a good one. Taco Bell works for me. I have seen the gas prices in the UK and I am thankful over here. I went in to a gas station and asked for $5 in gas. The guy farted and gave me a receipt. I can't beleive I just said that. I appologize for that word.
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Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts
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Sure, you can lower gas prices, just shorten the pumps!
Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!" |
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Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts
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Buy a horse.
How you leave others feeling after an Experience with you becomes your Trademark.
Magic Youth Raleigh - RaleighMagicClub.org |
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Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts
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Someone suggested carpools, but I didn't think my car knew how to swim!
Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!" |
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