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NJJ
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I am looking for some reverse riddles - those jeopardy style riddles where the ANSWER comes first and the question is second. Similar to Johnny Carson's Karnac "What are three things..." bit.

The classic R-rate example invovles the Batman and Robin and the contents of their tights....
Lee Darrow
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Answer: The center of the sun, the core of a Black Hole and page 187 of the Da Vinci Code...

Question: Name three places Man will NEVER go!


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What is the question to which the answer is "chicken teriyaki?"
Q: What is the name of the world's only living kamakazi pilot?

What is the question to which the answer is "Dr. Livingston I Presume?"
Q: What is your full name Dr. Presume?


This last one you have to read out loud to yourself.

What is the question to which the answer is "9-W?"
Q: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Wagner?

I learned all three of these from the work of PDQ Bach. They're a part of the choral cantata "Knock, Knock."
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A: Siss-boom-bah!
Q: What is the sound when a sheep explodes?

A: Carbon 14, Rhodium 12
Q: What was the final score of the Carbon - Rhodium game?

A: Bo Derek
Q: What do you use to lift your Bo's (bows) up?

A: Igloo
Q: What do you use to put your ig's back together with?

A: Bjorn Borg
Q: What is the sound of two fat people making love?

A: Kaopectate, Clearisil, and Trojans.
Q: What do you get when you want no runs, no zits, and no heirs?

A: Magnum PI
Q: What is latin for 'I have to go to the bathroom very badly'

A: Scooby-dooby-doo!
Q: What does one look for when tracking Scooby-doobies?
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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Quote:
On 2006-05-30 07:52, Marvello wrote:
A: Igloo
Q: What do you use to put your ig's back together with?


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