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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
GOOD FORTUNE, FLAME and FINE TUNE for Second Performance!!
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
How was second performance? Any thoughts to pass for posterior?
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Thanks for asking Isso...
The second performance was cancelled. Apparently I was the only performer who agreed to turn up and do something.... Shame, because it would have been a good opportunity to Iron out a couple of things... I will say this though...From cavemen to spacemen farting has always been funny....along with oher people falling over... the new google trends machine cites most searches for farting come from Orlando.... Maybe I could do Disney? Corona |
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handa Inner circle Pittsburgh, PA 1357 Posts |
Might be the only renditions of "Zip A Dee Doo Dah" and "It's a Small World" that wouldn't give me nightmares...
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
They're just doing it, but probably wouldn't admit it. I wonder if DEP checks their emissions?
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Americans are by far the biggest fans of farting, followed by the Australians, then the British...
Although if you think about it too much, google trends tells you bugger all... Corona |
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Here's some trivia...
Some people, are fans, and some get horribly self-conscious about farting. Probably the most famous of the latter type, in the last 100 years, was Adolph Hitler. Apparently, for years he took an over-the-counter medication to prevent himself from farting. One of the main ingredients was lead. So perhaps his obsession with not farting, made him crazier the longer he took the drugs.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
I bet he did smelly burps as well, peeuw!
So If the nazis had won the second world war farting would probably be illegal now? Was lead the active ingredient in the medication? My house has still got some lead pipes and I am worried I may be jeapordising my goddam freedom to fart now. Corona |
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
I don't know if lead was an active ingredient, but if it was there, it had an effect.
Technically, I believe they outlawed gas warfare after WW 1, but that certainly hasn't stopped either the manufacture or use of such things. The nazis had figured out how to use chicken manure to power vehicles. With such accomplishments, who knows what they could have done, had they not been insane?
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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