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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts 
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Yea Calamari! Ya can't keep a good squid down! The protection spell was a good idea.
Bill
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Phew! And I can put my second generation lapsed catholic guilt to rest!
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Corona, I am a Lapsed Apso.
Bill
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts
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Wow, leave for a little while and this is what passes for insults. Corona, crank up the PR machine and let's get some money rolling in so we can have some proper 'dressings down'.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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We are having trouble drumming up custom Bitterman. Maybe you can help. So far we have plenty of referees and seemed to have settled into a quiet afternoon of shoe shop salesmanship.
Perhaps you would like to take on Pasq in a gladiotorial word slinging to the death (to demonstrate to the latecomers your prowess)? Or did we already do that? I can't remember, wonder what's on telly tonight... Corona. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Yeah! let's see some action!
Bill
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts
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Just as soon as the stack of non-sequential, used tens and twenties shows up at my door. Much like a dealer on the playground, the first smackdown was free, how-some-ever...
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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Tom Bartlett Special user Our southern border could use 763 Posts
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And another thread, lurches off from the dismal light the evening, to the darkness of night.
Or "Another on bits the dust."
Our friends don't have to agree with me about everything and some that I hold very dear don't have to agree about anything, except where we are going to meet them for dinner.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Oh, no, not yet! Things are just settling down and participants are looking around before arming themselves. Folks are just sizing things up. Just wait and see....
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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Quote:
Corona Smith wrote: No, Lord of the Flies was interesting.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts
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Perhaps it was just the person that read it for you that was interesting, Josh. As we know, it is all in the presentation.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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See!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Tom Bartlett Special user Our southern border could use 763 Posts
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I appears, that the operation was not a complete success. They removed last bit of funny Bitterman had left.
Our friends don't have to agree with me about everything and some that I hold very dear don't have to agree about anything, except where we are going to meet them for dinner.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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These are very nice shoes Josh, tell you what since its quiet for a Friday, you can take them home for $19:95, whaddya say?
Corona. |
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calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts
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...huh...
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts
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Tom, Tom, Tom;
You know not where you go. This is a game for grown-ups. Please stick to sculpting foam peas for nafarious purposes before this turns ugly for you.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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Tom Bartlett Special user Our southern border could use 763 Posts
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Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly;
Our friends don't have to agree with me about everything and some that I hold very dear don't have to agree about anything, except where we are going to meet them for dinner.
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts
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Quote:
On 2007-01-19 17:52, Tom Bartlett wrote: Who are you, Simon walking past the line waiting to get into American Idol?
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Tom, if you want your ego drycleaned I am afraid you will have to pay upfront.
We have been stung too many times by freeloaders who don't collect. We are running out of ego storage space, although yours should fit into a size 44 shoe box. |
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Tom Bartlett Special user Our southern border could use 763 Posts
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Bitterman,
Many thing can be said a bout you, but two thing for sure, you do your home work and come armed. But you shouldn't use a pea shooter against a lazar guided missiles.
Our friends don't have to agree with me about everything and some that I hold very dear don't have to agree about anything, except where we are going to meet them for dinner.
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