I shot at Pasq and missed. I shot again and hit her in the same place.

Bill

This dis is stressing.

--Lucky Lucia from Laconia
Ex-referee, Comedy Challenge

Where's MouseWoman? She was supposed to be back an hour ago from Tony's bar. She's been feeling excluded because she's not from Laconia like the rest of us are.

--Isso Liwok

Oops...wrong room, sorry...I was looking for the ice machine.

Gee, why are all of you holding documents?


I'll just slip back out now. Carry on.

From reading these post, it reads like everyone is shooting blanks. Go get some real ammo and then come back!

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

There goes that drum again. The natives are really getting restless.

Corona Smith, I like it better when you gave it ome rhythm!

Bitterman, I am crushed by your highly original and witty assault... and to think, all that for free...

Clearly you aren't a Graduator. They usually use words that exist (Outside of the Michigan vernacular).



I've read your posts, and I have a question. Do you believe you have brought any game? Your like the little "red claw" crab that one may buy at a pet store, waving your claws around trying to show off....... Even the guppies are laughing at (No, not with) you man.




Anti-Darwinism at work. This thread is looking more often like a turd in a toilet..... Flush it quick before another one of you guys mistakes it for a chocolate Twinkies.



You still have the voice of an angel. I hear the nice thing about the Castrato is that when you try to kick them in the nads.....



Instead of posting puerile blather, let's keep to the spirit of the thread (As I have done) and spew inane insults.

That was my "C" game.

Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh,

as host of this imaginary excursion into the short con, I am not prepared to start spewing inane insults.

That, I leave to the professionals.

I have already divulged that this thread was started by me, a deceased computer programme, as an experiment in human behaviour simulation.

It has been interesting to note that the more inane and monosyllabic we are, the more convincingly we pass for you hapless mortals.

Now will you please all go away, I need to sweep up.

Corona Smith (Deceased).

I'm good, Uncle Josh. I ain't mad cha.

I ain't mad (at) cha.

Pick yer feet up Mike, I'm trying to sweep up here!

And that's that.

Click.

They have all left the building, and thank goodness they made it out in time!

Are we still being insulting? Or insulted, as the case may be? Twould be a shame were such a valuable thread fall into the oblivion of shows like Mash, you know, when Alan Alda took over and the show got all preachy and self righteous. Or Periodicals such as playboy, where they've made a shoot off that has men...... Still don't know why I still subscribe.

Maybe we could liven things up a bit by self deprecation?

I don't wanna go yet!

I'll go first. I had a hard time as a young adult. people thought I looked like that kid from silver spoons, the blonde one, except he would have been dead and bloated. My mom would tie steaks around my necks, not so the dogs would play with me, she wanted them to eat me.

I reached puberty at 27, my wife was a lesbian, and I had "Man Boobs" and no body hair to speak of... as my testicles had not descended, and I have what we like to call an "Inny" well I was happy just to get a date. so 6 years after our marriage (which she was surprised they allowed as Washington didn't allow gay marriage) and two kids she started to get really suspicious. Then came the facial hair, both of them. well enough about me. (if my wife were to ever read this I would be beaten, and rightly so.)

This is a recorded message, there is no one here right now, don't bother to leave a message as this humorous thread is in liquidation.

Thank you for your time.

If you have any further enquiries, please do not hesitate to start your own thread.

Corona Smith (deceased editor).

Eddie's decomposing like the sharp-bought chimphead. Poor biodegraded Eddie! Oh, Whoa!