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Felt from petals, sounds lovely!

I am enjoying our new found mutual love and respect,

but its not funny.

Corona.
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Society is to blame.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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Am I to blame if I give the squirrels ale and they can't handle it?

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How old were they?
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Ah, you're right! That's why your Isso's editor. You often keep things from getting ugly. Thanks, Corona.

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By the way Thomas, do you know where I can find Paul Harriss'sss recipe for Flapjacks?

Someone advised me to seek it out, but I am not too familiar with his work, especially on cookery.

Hare Krisna,

Corona.
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Like tree, you must cut them in half to find their real age. They will lie to you, my friend.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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We want a revolution......now.
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Grim, glim nim bim fim?
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UBU RAW?
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Oui, Is So. Sacred Blue!
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Why must they all come to me to die?
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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All the noises in the world will show up at your house at the same time. Be advised. Wax in the ears, strapped to the chimney. Avoid water and linseed oil at all costs.

Yours is the Banshee's Lament, Bitterman. Maureen O'Hara can help...ask Eddie!

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Change channels 1550 and loop the leylines with your headrusher and footslower... aim yer joyce filter away from Bitterman or you'll go back in your suitcase. Where's Lucia then? She and Bill are still refs, right?

Are you there, Thomas?

Corona.

With whales in my arms? That middle couplet?
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And it's lend me ten pounds and I'll buy you a drink
And mother wake me early in the morning

On the first day of March it was raining
It was raining worse than anything that I have ever seen
I drank ten pints of beer and I cursed all the people there
And I wish that all this raining would stop falling down on me

And it's lend me ten pounds and I'll buy you a drink
And mother wake me early in the morning
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FWAP! MOOOO Wrong Thread Penalty 5 life units Poor Thing

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Quote:
On 2007-08-23 12:43, thomas hastings wrote:
FWAP! MOOOO Wrong Thread Penalty 5 life units Poor Thing

--7


Back at ya. Step it up.

Hello.
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Paul hair is hardly brillig nuff for a vorpal coat, I'd stick with the slithey porcupine pelt. Goat check, I thought you said coat check.....Send $5 and we'll look through the hangers-on one more time.
"One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility." Albert E.
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I have a couple a' nice beach front lot in Ciudad Blanca, who's buying? Better move quick, they are going fast and then old Gil gets those Glengary Glenross leads!
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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Yup, came here for a good dressing down, and all I get is some down sydrome dressing!! Makes you want to toss your salad. Sometime humanity is not unlike a boil, waiting for a lance, nor is it like mercy, dropping from a pigeon like a gentle rain.

I wanted to be a comedian, but I thought all my friends might laugh at me. So I became a scathing critic, but I can hardly scathe myself....
"One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility." Albert E.
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