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sunnydolan
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.









































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Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
An amatuer practices untill he gets it right, a professinal practices untill he can't get it wrong.

Don't wait for oppurtunity to knock, throw open the door, grab it by the throat and drag it inside kicking and screaming.

Magically yours
Phil J.
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When can you start?
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Which also reminds me of the following poem...

(Read it out loud!)

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it two say,
Weather eye and wring oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Eye have run this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Does anyone know a trick to go with this?
You were born original... Don't die a copy Smile
rossmacrae
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Huge ... uh ... tracts of land.
Payne
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And we wonder why there are not more women in magic.
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
Margarette
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You know why she's leaning against the tree, don't you?
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
balducci
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On 2006-06-01 21:49, Margarette wrote:
You know why she's leaning against the tree, don't you?

Her unspecified "last jobb" was holding the tree up?

:)
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Margarette
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Center of gravity is off! She'd topple over if she wasn't leaning against something (okay...make up your own jokes about that line!)

Margarette
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
hkwiles
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How will you see any documents that are on your desk?

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Margarette
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That's why her typing skills are so bad...she can't see the keyboard nor the monitor!!
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
Cory Gallupe
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The dang picture wont load for me. But I am guesing that is the punchline?
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Ok, it just loaded. Very funny... Smile
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