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busterjuggler
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Many have posted about juggling one liners, drop lines etc.

I want to ask a question, what about jokes about juggler's? non of these how many light bulb type jokes but jokes like the copper drink driving test joke etc?

I posted this here also as it is about comedy, I know theres a juggling forum, but I thought it might work here also.

Cheers,
James BuSTAR
Australia's Comedy Juggling Superstar
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scaress
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How do you get a juggler off of your porch?
pay him for the pizza.

many jokes can be adapted by adding/changing the word juggler.

"i didn't know how to tell my Fiancés parents what I do for a living, I didn't think they'd approve. so I told them I was a lawyer. when her fathers face turned red and her mother stared to cry I said 'just kidding, I'm really a juggler'."
davidj40
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I saw the Passing Zone do a really funny thing recently. They claimed they were going to wear blindfolds while doing an extremely dangerous juggling act. They placed the blindfolds over their heads and let them fall and hung around their neck. They then joked about the fact that "you didn't really think we were going to wear blindfolds when juggling swords, did you?"

I love that kind of humor and have tried to think about how something like that would apply to other magic tricks. If you have some ideas, I would be interested.
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I still like; "Hey, if I didn't drop it, you would think this stuff is too easy."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Catch one of Michael Hilby's shows. He's a great juggler probably the funniest guys I've ever met. He is the Gazzo of Juggling. Check out his performing schedule at http://www.hilby.net (although I don't think he does anything down under).
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