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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
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On 2006-09-27 17:00, Jaz wrote: Yes, Tell them. Make it their problem.
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts |
I "dislike" this thread.
Brett.
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
I would never join a club that would have me as a member.
(Stolen from Groucho) I hate thieves. I hate auditors. I hate crooked cops. I hate litter bugs. I hate flat tires. Bugger all.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
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On 2006-09-27 17:00, Jaz wrote: I tell them the truth about "how I am" because I don't like to lie about how I feel. serious.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Ecoli is from Cow (and human) dung. If composted fertalizer (as most organic farms)the bacteria is killed naturally. If cows are free range...there is no contamination as they are not walking in it. If cattle is penned in the thousands there is no way to avoid it. Enjoy that rare steak why don't ya...in the spirit of this thread of course.
Oh...and ecoli is why it's good for restaurant employees to wash their hands OFTEN and especially after the dumper. I'm sure they do. On the other hand many come from 5th world hell holes where water is a luxury and if present is contaminated anyway so they do not get in the habit....enjoy that Taco Bell Bean Dip! I love this thread!
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
I hate dung.
That's why I don't eat it.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Jim Davis Special user What is....? Utah 945 Posts |
I hate bean dip!
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GlenD Inner circle LosAngeles, Ca 1293 Posts |
I hate threads that cant be allowed to die
"A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway" - Griffin
"Any future where you succeed, is one where you tell the truth." - Griffin (Griffin rocks!) |
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
This thread will NEVER die.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
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On 2006-09-28 23:21, Marshall Thornside wrote: Sorry to point out the obvious, but isn't that a bit too positive for this club? We'll just call it a fluke in the universe.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
We have to have a place to spread our misery.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
Once again I'm going to crash the pity party and hand out the party hats..keeping the tiara for myself but I have plenty of plastic fireman and pointy hats left! Any takers?
To further get the ire of the bad mood club I've decided to stand on my head and view all your frowns as smiles..as of course we've all heard a frown is an upside down smile. Chrystal aka the Optomist :O) |
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Reading that post this early in the AM
I get the images of burning paper, melting plastic and something else which probably does happen in seedy cabarets. grouch uber alles! ( takes me a little while in the AM to attenuate my humor )
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Chrystal...you can continue standing on your head...interesting perspective from all points of view. I see London I see France...
BTW: Doesn't a Tiara hurt when you stand on your head? Maybe a beany would be better.
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Mike T Loyal user 228 Posts |
I'm typing this whilst stood on my head because I want my frown to LOOK like a frown.
I might type my next post whilst standing on somebody else's head...any takers? :stare:
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
At my age...if I stood on my head while typing this i'd
probably pass out.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1612 Posts |
The secret to standing on your head is to find a soft spot of ground
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9086/headsandpg6.jpg
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
Dood...i'm suffocating!
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
That photo is bogus...he took his head off before he did that!
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
I like the guy on the far left who looks like he isn't even going to break stride. Talk about a pitch that sucks.
Can a guy with no head use a hat line?
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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