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Guy is sitting on his porch. he sees a snail. he´s in a bad mood so he kicks the snail into the bushes. it takes the snail six months to inch his way back to his position on porch.

guy comes out again, sees the snail...yells at the snail `JUST WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR MAJOR PROBLEM?????!!!!!!!`

hehehe
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Gary, That's just wrong.
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Poor snail.
bet he's in a bad mood.
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On 2006-10-20 13:49, Gary Dayton wrote:
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On 2006-10-20 13:28, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
I hate cowboy magicians from Grantsville, Utah. Particularly the bra-less ones!


What if they wore a tu tu (under the guns, of course)? Would you like them better then?


Like I said before, I hate Josh.

But the thought of a Tu Tu on his head makes me hate therapy.

I hate snails!
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My Grandfather use to say "It's better to be hated by Jim Davis, than to be hated and be Jim Davis". He was talking about the creator of Garfield comics, but I think it still applies.
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On 2006-10-20 14:08, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
Gary, That's just wrong.


OK. He can wear it over the guns, then.
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On 2006-10-20 15:41, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
My Grandfather use to say "It's better to be hated by Jim Davis, than to be hated and be Jim Davis". He was talking about the creator of Garfield comics, but I think it still applies.


bwahahahaha!
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My Grandfather trumps your grandfather since many years earlier he said the same thing but was talking about Jim Davis who starred in "Monster From Green Hell" which I made him watch.

Possibly he is the same grandfather though...hmmmm that sucks.
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I just got done spending the day fixing my computer- it had a LSP stack error, and would not establish a socket to connect to the internet, so I am definitely in a bad mood. The fact that I am now online makes me in a slightly better mood, but it is still bad.
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I just got my laptop back after having the modem
replaced...that made me in a bad mood. but I my
pentium II was slow and the mouse would skip because
the the webpages are on meant for slow computers
with dialup.


that put me in a bad mood for 4 days!
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I am contemplating becoming a luddite - I hate technology, but can't do without it, which makes me hate it even more. the unabomber was right (not about blowing up people - but his message about technology eroding the roots of society).
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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There was an article in Playboy many years back about the modern "Luddites." These are people who don't hate technology because it's dehumanizing or taking their jobs away, they hate technology because they can't get it to work half the time. The title page of the article was taken from the first story which had a gas station manger, tired of the complaints about the Coke machine ripping people off, took a 20 gauge shotgun to it saying; "Take that you soul less son of a *#&@# !"
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I hate #&@#!


However, I like playboy.........

I am a man of contradictions
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I hate contradictions...no I don't.

I do however like contraptions
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I was glad to read Josh's post, but it was only a fleeting moment!

I have to go to court today to deal with my ex-wife and her attempts to take my kids away from me again!!! This is attempt number 6! I am in a real bad mood.
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I hate being sick.

icky cold!

blech.
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I hate the phone!
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Instead of quitely practicing magic on Sunday, I decided to put away all the lawn furniture (it's starting to get cold here in the East). Threw out my back! That's what I get for not practicing. Now I'll have to start doing yoga -- yuck! I hate yoga.
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I hate back pain!
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<BR><BR>[url]www.periodplayers.com[/ur
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I hate pain!
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