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I hate this thread

Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:47pm

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On 2006-09-20 02:44, Steve V wrote:
Am I the only one thinking how cool it would be if that bear got hold of that rabbit?
Steve V


reminds me of that old joke. bear says to rabbit.."Do you have trouble with s**t sticking to your fur?"
rabbit says "nope"
bear says "good" and wipes his a** with the rabbit
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On 2006-10-25 14:42, gsidhe wrote:
I hate when my girlfriend accidently signs in under my account on the Café and comments about other cute magicians she saw on youtube.
Grumble.
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yeah, sure...the next thing you know you will tell us your dog ate your homework Smile
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Urologists? uh...been around Sing Sing too long? Would'nt a proctologist be the house call?
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Last I heard the urologist wants to get a sample out the other end while the proctologist wants to make movies of the trip from one end to the other. IMHO the urologist gets the 'ufo abduction' story connection.

Booth creepy if you ask me. Was gonna save the proctologist for a Saw III joke.
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Imagine a child in school, being asked what he wants to do when he grows up: "I want to stick my fingers in hot sick @**(Expletive deleted by explicit-or(?) showing both moral fibre.... fiber, and graciousness) Where was I?

Oh, yeah, what was the first guy to try to eat eggs and the first guy who drank milk, sans human parent involvement, thinking of anyway?

If you get olive oil from squeezing olives, how do you get baby oil?

Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers, or is that just another lie my mother told me?

Who cares about the wood chucking ability of a woodchuck?

I asked my doctor what I could do for severe emotional problems, he told me to see a therapist. Then he asked me: "If you don't mind me asking, Why do you want severe emotional problems?"

I hate my posts......

If you read the whole thing though, I am happy to have afflicted others with my misery.

Love,
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I HATE ALL OF YOU - ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Even me?
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Do you enjoy hating all of us?

Does it make you happy?
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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Some one is in a sour mood.
you will remember my name

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I hate sweet!
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No, I don't hate you, Josh. Smile
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I do. Josh is a certified pee pee hat.
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What kind of test do you have to take to get certified in that? Must you provide your own hat?

I hope all of this unfriendliness is making you all feel like big men, even the women.
Not feeling a big man, feeling as if you were a big man.

I wish you were all as friendly and stable as me.
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It gives me pleasure that I hate small purple squirells eating yellow acid droplets (like Josh) Smile
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I hate yellow.. but acid...hmmm?!?
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Don't do drugs.
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Drugs bad, Acid good. My favorite is Muriatic Acid, boil the galv. off screws that will, and a pleasant smell as well. By pleasant I mean terribly toxic and quite uncomfortable.

Now once I used bleach to clean some.... uh messes in my lizard cages. Messes = as in mounds of bi-color that would make any man proud.

Well the white stuff is "Uric Acid", I found that when mixed with bleach in an unventilated room will nearly kill you, unless you can't get out of the room in time. At that time there is no "nearly".

Thankfully I took all of my animals (think Noah's Ark, only more aggressive) outside before I cleaned otherwise...(think Noah's Ark having sunk)

So, drugs are bad.
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Ok.
you will remember my name

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Marshall, I bet you're an ELONGATED purple squirrel!
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I have purple blood,
but I'm not a squirrel!

I'm a rabbit.
you will remember my name

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