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Holidays and family. . . a combination that never fails to put me in a bad mood!
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I've decided to perhaps change my ways and try to be in a bad mood occasionally. This is after a horrendous drive with my sister who think her drivers license requires her to tear along the dotted line. She also has the amazing ability to swear like a trucker while waving at people with only one finger showing! What talent! I almost...not quite but... almost was in a bad mood after I released my finger nails from her dashboard.

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Chrystal, I think if you were ever in a real bad mood the laws of time and space would change and we'd all find ourselves in another reality where David Copperfield doesn't exist and the Masked Magician is considered a hero!
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Booger.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy......

Other times I let him sleep till noon.

Chrystal :O)
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What about Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy and Bashful?
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Josh, Dopey always wants another kiss.

Are you willing to pucker?
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Josh #2 and I aren't that kind of friends.
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This club has lots of views, seems everyone that comes here is in a bad mood, I think this topic puts people in a bad mood. Its a sad day for happy and doc.
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I have to send my laptop out for repair
again because they missed fixing a short.

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So my family and I are going to Hamburg tomorrow for a three-day visit, and I just make the comment that I'm going to get to eat at KFC....

You see, nobody makes fried chicken in this unholy country (and I'm not good at cooking it myself), so I look forward to going to a big city with fried chicken.

But they give me their vegetarian bullsh9t, which is OK--I'm used to it--but then they also start in on organic food and I just about lost it. Since when did health nazis manage to take over the world...not to mention my own household? I mean, I suffer--I REALLY SUFFER--that I can't eat a Hostess cherry pie when I want. And when I get the opportunity I want to do it without someone telling me it's bad for me. I KNOW IT'S BAD FOR ME. I KNOW SOMEONE KILLED A CHICKEN BEFORE FRYING IT! BUT I'M HUNGRY!

Can't I make that decision for myself? And I'm a grown man...what has the world come to when I have to sneak off to McDonalds as if I were hiding pornography under my mattress? Hell, no one cares about pornography these days. The kids are all consuming it by the gigabyte...but that's OK, as long as they're green and vegan and ashamed of Bush's imperialist invasion of the Middle East.

It wasn't enough that I quit smoking...no...I should--if I were to please my wife and son--become some kind of organic, ecological, tree-loving, pacifist millet eater.

I HATE MILLET! I WANT FRIED CHICKEN! I WANT A HOSTESS CHERRY PIE!

I, my friends, am in a really, stupendously rotten mood.

Do me all a favor, those of you in the States: go to Walmart, buy some fried chicken and a sack full of Hostess products (Ho-Hos, Fruit Pies, Twinkies...everything) and eat them with love and patriotism, and feel sorry for me.

Jeff (off to Hamburg...but who won't even eat a hamburger there...)
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If you ever make it to Michigan in the US...
Fried chicken is on me. Your fam can go hang out with one of my wacky veg head friends.
We'll tell them that we are going to a strip club. That should ease their minds.
Best I can do...
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My new ATM card don't work, my prescription copay went from $20 to $50, there are squirrels in my attic that fight all night and avoid my Havahart trap. Also, I can't find anyplace local that rents 9 passenger vans for a trip to Florida.
Should I be in a GOOD mood???

Oh crud! This is my last beer!
Arrrghhhh!
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Thanks Gwyd...the irony of your post is that we booked a hotel right on the Groesse Freiheit, which is in the middle of Hamburg's red light district. And my wife doesn't care. Yes, my nine year-old son will see his fill of prostitutes and signs for sex shows right out the window of our hotel room, and that's OK, but it would be a "sin" for me to eat fried chicken.

On a totally unrelated note: Die Groesse Freiheit is the street where the Beatles played, so at least I'll feel good about that. Good vibes. Of course, the original clubs are no longer there, so maybe I'll be in a bad mood. We'll see.

And Jaz--have another beer, on me. More beer helps.

:stout:

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On 2008-03-11 16:43, stoneunhinged wrote:

But they give me their vegetarian bullsh9t, which is OK--I'm used to it--but then they also start in on organic food and I just about lost it. Since when did health nazis manage to take over the world...not to mention my own household? I mean, I suffer--I REALLY SUFFER--that I can't eat a Hostess cherry pie when I want. And when I get the opportunity I want to do it without someone telling me it's bad for me. I KNOW IT'S BAD FOR ME. I KNOW SOMEONE KILLED A CHICKEN BEFORE FRYING IT! BUT I'M HUNGRY!


Some of my best friends are vegetarians--which I respect--but they know not to give me any of that "meat is murder" stuff, and when I go out with them, I have no hesitations in ordering a steak the size of Maryland, bloody has hell, and as close to mooing as possible.

My ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain so that I could eat broccoli.

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Jeff, no one should have to suffer the way you have, fried chicken is every mans God given right, stand up for yourself... throw off those shackles of political correctness, fight back the tide of tree hugging leftist vegans... stand up to the pacifist aggressors who seek to control your health thru holistic rhetoric, bland diet and the banning of all things Hostess. I have a dream! a dream that one day all men will sit down together at the table of feasting, I have a dream that one day all men will be able to have a three peice with biscuit and not live in shame... I have a dream! that Hostess cherry pies will someday be on every new diet that hits the market... one day... one day, God willing, one day...
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Wow. talk a bout bad moods!
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