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Well, today I got my new contract offer from work, and I didn't find it acceptable. I called them up and made my stipulations, and I haven't the SLIGHTEST idea whether they will accept them. Soooooooo....

The new semester starts Monday. Either I'll be in class, or I'll have no class.

I'm not really in a bad mood, but a pensive one.

Ultimatums suck. So why did I give one? Sometimes you have to shoot yourself to save yourself. Or something like that. Maybe I should post again after getting drunk. I might make more sense.

Then again, maybe not.

What would Cal Ripken do? Stupid question. He'd tough it out.

I'm a sissy.
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Jeff,
Hope they make you and offer YOU Can't refuse!
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Crummy day. None of my usual 'escape from reality' threads appeal to me. Kinda feel hated. Nauseous, but just opened a beer. Just 1 left, and a bottle of cheap vodka. Rough night ahead. Blech!

The word "and" in the above posts makes things worse.
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If vodka was water and I was a duck.. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka is not water and I'm not a duck.. So slide me a bottle and shut the f*** up!
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An old cat of mine has just died. I knew I was going to put her down soon. She was in her 20's, and was getting frail. The past few days she rode me like a surf board to keep warm. Tonight, she lay down on the floor as I typed away on the internet. She made a few clicking sounds, and passed away. Sasha kitty was a good girl. I'll miss her.

This isn't the right thread. But there isn't a Sad Mood Club. Smile
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Sad to hear about your cat Josh, that sucks. Our hamster is in its death throes and it sucks too, but no so much as your old cat.

I'm in a bad mood. I had surgery about a month and a half ago. I thought I was fine, but c. difficile has taken over my digestive system, and I am having nasty things happen to my guts. More antibiotics, more crappy feeling. Yuck.

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Thanks John.

Sorry to hear about your health. Wikipedia says it's a Quebec thing. Hope it clears up soon.
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Josh needs to make some bad mood comments.
they make me laugh.
at most times.
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Maybe Josh needs to be in a bad mood to make funny comments. I myself have to be drunk to be funny, and then I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny, so I guess it doesn't count.

However, since this thread has been brought to life again, I will say this about my above post:

I gave notice, and have already taught my last class at the college where I've been working. I still have two days of oral exams next week, but that's peanuts. I quit, and I am proud and happy.

People say, "don't quit your day job". Well, I did, and I'm in a good mood. So I'll get out of this thread, and check back in when I'm in a bad mood for having quit a steady job.
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Congrats Stoney!
So...Whatcha gonna do now?
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I already have one or two things lined up. On Monday I start teaching a one month long class for unemployed people to learn English.

But that is good mood stuff. Wrong for this thread.
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Ah, you can post good mood stuff here.
I just like to see this thread going.
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Bah! Smile

Thanks for letting me vent.
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I'm in a bad mood because I have recently had a camera stuck down my throat for the second time, another shoved up my ass. I have had enough blood drawn to feed a thousand homeless children. I have taken a wider variety of pills than foods (And I'm fat, not as fat as I was since the crazy inexplicable drop in weight I have achieved...)

My arms are asleep when I wake up, numb, absolutely numb. Well they were, now my right arm wakes me up with an unbelievable pain, from the muscle at my neck to the tips of my fingers. Then my joints in the right arm are swollen and sore all day. Of course because my body hates me as much as I do, my arms go to sleep as I work.

My back has ached constantly for years, and I used to wake up in the morning vomiting, now with medications I wake up with merely severe heartburn. Nightmares... Like a chick or something.

The only thing I have that makes it all a little better is beer, not every day, and rarely (Veeeeery rarely) do I get drunk. And guess what the doctors think I should stop so that I can take the 4 different pills that destroy my innards (Little things like Heart and Kidneys) but make no difference to my health? Beer. Cholesterol meds that make my stomach feel like I swallowed a bucket of acid. Life lengthening pills for a guy who... "wants beer" he adds as an afterthought.

Man...

Then I find that my wife is planning a trip to Mexico for about a month, and a Cruise in Alaska. To my horror I find that I am supposed to go too. -Keep in mind that the best way to punish me for anything is to make me "go" anywhere for a vacation. Going somewhere for a vacation means I have to work, stay sober (Defeating my one release), and not get paid. All so that my wife can spend time being unhappy with her husband- Guess what we are doing for our anniversary? What the **** did I do to her? I guess I'm such a hateful *** that I deserve it...

I could keep going.


Right now, today, I want the wrath of god to come upon me and take me to hell where I would at least expect to be surrounded by the misery I am afflicted by currently.


I have always believed (And my main reason for my disagreeable feelings towards God, the jerk) that he gave me everything a man could want (Other than physical comfort), and for pure pleasure made me hate every second I am alive.

So, yeah. I'm in a bad mood.


love,
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Josh, your post put me in a bad mood.

What in the hell is wrong with you? Some kind of mystery disease or just plain old cancer or something? Do you know? Do the doctors know? Maybe this should all be in a PM. But whatever you have sucks big time.

Well, my good mood is gone, if that helps you any.

Illness sucks.
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Josh,

At least you got your health.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Laughter is the best medicine. Here's some more. You're fat.

Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA!!
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Stone... Whatever is wrong with me will be discovered in the autopsy.

Thinking about doctors puts me in an even worse mood.
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So I guess we'll find out from the pathologist with the short straw.
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I hope my innards make him slip and fall, and if I end up in heaven I hope whats-his-name has a suggestion box.

I've been looking for apartments in hell. I figure since I plan on being in management I'll make a good income. Maybe something near a lake of fire.
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I'm in a baaaaad mood today.
maybe its more like saaaad
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