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On 2006-09-27 17:00, Jaz wrote:
Today about 50 people asked me,"How Are you?".
What am I supposed to tell them, my life story?




Yes, Tell them. Make it their problem.
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I "dislike" this thread.


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I would never join a club that would have me as a member.
(Stolen from Groucho)

I hate thieves.
I hate auditors.
I hate crooked cops.
I hate litter bugs.
I hate flat tires.

Bugger all.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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On 2006-09-27 17:00, Jaz wrote:
Today about 50 people asked me,"How Are you?".
What am I supposed to tell them, my life story?

I know they don't give a crap how I am and I'm about ready to punch the next one in the face!

Just say HI! Geez!


I tell them the truth about "how I am"
because I don't like to lie about how
I feel.

serious.
you will remember my name

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Ecoli is from Cow (and human) dung. If composted fertalizer (as most organic farms)the bacteria is killed naturally. If cows are free range...there is no contamination as they are not walking in it. If cattle is penned in the thousands there is no way to avoid it. Enjoy that rare steak why don't ya...in the spirit of this thread of course.
Oh...and ecoli is why it's good for restaurant employees to wash their hands OFTEN and especially after the dumper. I'm sure they do. On the other hand many come from 5th world hell holes where water is a luxury and if present is contaminated anyway so they do not get in the habit....enjoy that Taco Bell Bean Dip!

I love this thread!
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I hate dung.
That's why I don't eat it.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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I hate bean dip!
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I hate threads that cant be allowed to die
"A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway" - Griffin

"Any future where you succeed, is one where you tell the truth." - Griffin (Griffin rocks!)
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This thread will NEVER die.
you will remember my name

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Michael Baker
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On 2006-09-28 23:21, Marshall Thornside wrote:
This thread will NEVER die.


Sorry to point out the obvious, but isn't that a bit too positive for this club? Smile We'll just call it a fluke in the universe.
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We have to have a place to spread our misery.
you will remember my name

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Once again I'm going to crash the pity party and hand out the party hats..keeping the tiara for myself but I have plenty of plastic fireman and pointy hats left! Any takers?

To further get the ire of the bad mood club I've decided to stand on my head and view all your frowns as smiles..as of course we've all heard a frown is an upside down smile.

Chrystal aka the Optomist :O)
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Reading that post this early in the AM

I get the images of burning paper, melting plastic and something else which probably does happen in seedy cabarets.

grouch uber alles!

( takes me a little while in the AM to attenuate my humor )
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Chrystal...you can continue standing on your head...interesting perspective from all points of view. Smile I see London I see France...

BTW: Doesn't a Tiara hurt when you stand on your head? Maybe a beany would be better.
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I'm typing this whilst stood on my head because I want my frown to LOOK like a frown.

I might type my next post whilst standing on somebody else's head...any takers?

:stare:
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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At my age...if I stood on my head while typing this i'd
probably pass out.
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The secret to standing on your head is to find a soft spot of ground

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Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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Dood...i'm suffocating!
you will remember my name

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Doug Higley
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That photo is bogus...he took his head off before he did that!
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Michael Baker
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I like the guy on the far left who looks like he isn't even going to break stride. Talk about a pitch that sucks.

Can a guy with no head use a hat line?
~michael baker
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