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DrNorth Veteran user North Starr Entertainment, Harrisburg PA 364 Posts |
I hate this thread
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:47pm Quote:
On 2006-09-20 02:44, Steve V wrote: reminds me of that old joke. bear says to rabbit.."Do you have trouble with s**t sticking to your fur?" rabbit says "nope" bear says "good" and wipes his a** with the rabbit "For it shows things that were, and things that are, and things that yet may be. But which it that he sees, even the wisest cannot always tell" ~Galadriel "A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes." |
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1612 Posts |
Quote: yeah, sure...the next thing you know you will tell us your dog ate your homework On 2006-10-25 14:42, gsidhe wrote:
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Urologists? uh...been around Sing Sing too long? Would'nt a proctologist be the house call?
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Last I heard the urologist wants to get a sample out the other end while the proctologist wants to make movies of the trip from one end to the other. IMHO the urologist gets the 'ufo abduction' story connection.
Booth creepy if you ask me. Was gonna save the proctologist for a Saw III joke.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Imagine a child in school, being asked what he wants to do when he grows up: "I want to stick my fingers in hot sick @**(Expletive deleted by explicit-or(?) showing both moral fibre.... fiber, and graciousness) Where was I?
Oh, yeah, what was the first guy to try to eat eggs and the first guy who drank milk, sans human parent involvement, thinking of anyway? If you get olive oil from squeezing olives, how do you get baby oil? Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers, or is that just another lie my mother told me? Who cares about the wood chucking ability of a woodchuck? I asked my doctor what I could do for severe emotional problems, he told me to see a therapist. Then he asked me: "If you don't mind me asking, Why do you want severe emotional problems?" I hate my posts...... If you read the whole thing though, I am happy to have afflicted others with my misery. Love,
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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NiallTL Veteran user 308 Posts |
I HATE ALL OF YOU - ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Even me?
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Mike T Loyal user 228 Posts |
Do you enjoy hating all of us?
Does it make you happy?
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
Some one is in a sour mood.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Jim Davis Special user What is....? Utah 945 Posts |
I hate sweet!
Diamond Jim Davis "The Cardslinger" ~~~ Magic from the '80's....................the 1880's!
<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Don't just be a magician, be a human interest! <BR><BR> <BR><BR>[url]www.periodplayers.com[/ur |
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NiallTL Veteran user 308 Posts |
No, I don't hate you, Josh.
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
I do. Josh is a certified pee pee hat.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
What kind of test do you have to take to get certified in that? Must you provide your own hat?
I hope all of this unfriendliness is making you all feel like big men, even the women. Not feeling a big man, feeling as if you were a big man. I wish you were all as friendly and stable as me.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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NiallTL Veteran user 308 Posts |
It gives me pleasure that I hate small purple squirells eating yellow acid droplets (like Josh)
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Jim Davis Special user What is....? Utah 945 Posts |
I hate yellow.. but acid...hmmm?!?
Diamond Jim Davis "The Cardslinger" ~~~ Magic from the '80's....................the 1880's!
<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Don't just be a magician, be a human interest! <BR><BR> <BR><BR>[url]www.periodplayers.com[/ur |
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
Don't do drugs.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Drugs bad, Acid good. My favorite is Muriatic Acid, boil the galv. off screws that will, and a pleasant smell as well. By pleasant I mean terribly toxic and quite uncomfortable.
Now once I used bleach to clean some.... uh messes in my lizard cages. Messes = as in mounds of bi-color that would make any man proud. Well the white stuff is "Uric Acid", I found that when mixed with bleach in an unventilated room will nearly kill you, unless you can't get out of the room in time. At that time there is no "nearly". Thankfully I took all of my animals (think Noah's Ark, only more aggressive) outside before I cleaned otherwise...(think Noah's Ark having sunk) So, drugs are bad.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
Ok.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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NiallTL Veteran user 308 Posts |
Marshall, I bet you're an ELONGATED purple squirrel!
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Marshall Thornside Inner circle chicago 2016 Posts |
I have purple blood,
but I'm not a squirrel! I'm a rabbit.
you will remember my name
World's Youngest Illusionista 7th greatest pianist in the world Go Red For Women and Stroke Ambassador www.mai-ling.net |
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