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The Mac
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I just thought this would be a good topic considering how many comedians are in here. My pick :

Thread : about Copperfield's Card thru window
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This thread was about card thru windows and someone asked was comparing window mation to other CTW's in terms of why they cost so much etc. One guy asked about Copperfield's CTW. Without missing a beat, <r Larry Davidson replied something to the effect of "well its costs quiet a bit especially when you factor in the cost of the train!" lol


Thread about Worst Trick of 2006
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The 2 effects that were getting the votes where "hole in the head" and "Anti-grav levitation". After a while someone posted "hole in the anti-grav"


Thread about X-levitation
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This thread had some killer stuff in it. I mean it had scandal , sex, bad demo clips, lies , deceit, pre-orders etc. Anyway the inventor was trying to get someone noteworthy to review X-levitation - people were suggesting Andrew Mayne, Peter Biro, Michael Paul... one guy said " Hey, Why don't ou get MikeP (inventer of Anti-grav) to review it" That slayed me.


So what did you find really funny on the Café?
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Pretty much everything from Larry Davidson Smile There was one thread a while ago about a cut and restored cat or something like that, and it was absolutely hilarious! I can't find it now, though.
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http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......2&42

Read it and weep...

Corona

I may be back...



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Yes, Corona's quite right. The above-mentioned thread is by far the funniest thing ever posted on the Café. So that -quite frankly- is that.
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Well there you have it folks, the last word on the matter....

Corona.







(still no rabbitt or hat)
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"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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Mind you....there was this one...hmmm

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......07&0







(nothing)
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Although a second place would surely go to the former Dr. X's deleted effects during one particular numinous week last Spring? Summer? I have to hand first place funniest to Pasq's posts on gophvent and Joyce fltr wvrng and condsng lk sp
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I don't know, this thread where we all started speaking in the third person

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......;start=0
-The penguin has spoken Smile

-How could 52 pieces of cardboard ever bring so much joy?
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OH MY GOD!

Freefall, THANK YOU for submitting this...

I'm now off to change my clothing (from the waste down) because I have ****ed myself...

Dam but that was priceless!

Prof. Piper
(Terry, who needs new underwear)
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Freefall,
This is the most I have laughed in days maybe even weeks. I am still drying the tears of my cheeks and I have already changed my undies.
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Thank you Freefall. The gophervent had me smiling wickedly but that one put me in tears.

When I was 17 years old I stuck a 9 volt battery to the braces on my teeth. It was a dare. I didn't think it would do anything but my friend assured me it would knock me out. After I woke up I gave him the five bucks I owed him. So you see how I could relate.
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Some are made idiots.

Some have idiocy thrust upon them.
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Quote:
On 2006-09-27 20:17, Corona Smith wrote:
Mind you....there was this one...hmmm

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......07&0







(nothing)


The garters are killing Rob!
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I'd have to nominate this thread on kid's magic:

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......;start=0
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The third person discussion was very funny. In fact, it should become required here.
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Roger also enjoys the third person.
Sorry. I know I'm not in on the inside joke, but it just looked like so much fun!!
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Of course, you meant to say, "Sorry, Roger knows he's not in on the inside joke but it jusy looked like so much fun!!"
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Thank you starrpower, guess I never really had it in me. No, that's not third person again. So I am just going to drown my sorrows in a first person shower. I, me, myself, meself (poetic), mine, I'd, I'll, and If (no that's not an I thing but three would have just fit.)
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For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
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