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I have been trying to think up some funny Halloween tombstone names, and this is what I have so far. Any additions or suggestions are appreciated:

Berry D. Hatchet
R.U. Next
Dr. Izzy Gone
Sue D. Bum
Jess Gough
Barry M. Deep
U.R. Gone
Otta B. Alive
Mummy B. Ware
Will B. Back
Justin Tyme
Yetta Nother
Barry A. Live
Dawn Under
Ted N. Buried
Yul B. Next
Bill M. Later
Lefty B. Hynde
Kerry M. Off
Fester N. Rott
Reid N. Weep
Emma Ghost
M.T. Tomb
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Very good Marvello!

:)

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I loved the guy on the wrestling - Paul Bearer
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On 2006-10-03 09:24, plasticdestiny wrote:
Paul Bearer


That's a good one! Here are some more:

Myra Mains
Dawn Under
Phil Graves and/or Doug Graves
Leigh King
Otto B. Alive
Dee Compose
Al B. Rightback
Paul Tergeist
Hap Arishen
Anita Infusion
Dr. A.C. Ula
C. U. Layder
Anita Moore-Tishan
Dr. E. Ville
Anita Bath
Luke Warm
Orson Buggy
Earl E. Bird
Diane Rott
Yetta Nother
Phil McAvity, DDS
Phil McCracken
Norma Leigh Lucid
Dinah Cancer
Ray N. Carnation
B. Ware
Frank N. Stein
I. L. Beabach
Dustin T. Dirt or Dustin T. Dust
Willy Rott
Xavier Breath
I. M. Gone
Imus B. Goewin
Iva Biggen
Dwayne Pipe
Metta Fisix
Ben Down
Ivana Hacketoff
R. U. Next
Rustin Peece
M.T. Box
R. M. Pitt
Alex Blaine Laider
Reid Dannum-Weep
Rick Amortis
Barbara Seville
Phil Dirt
Ricky D. Bones
Rusty Gates
Seymour Butz
Stew Pid
Thirst N. Howl
Anita Transfusion
Asher T. Ashers
B.A. Ghoul
Manny Bones
Barry D'Alyve
Hal Lusinashin
Barry R. Bones
Sam Manilla
Ben Dover
Bertha D. Blues
Candy B. Goode
Aaron D. Tires
Stu Meet
C. U. Dye
Clara Voince
Hammond Eggs
I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost
Justin Pieces
Wee G. Bord
Arthur Itus
Manny Festation
R.I.P. Van Winkle
Rigger Mortis
Willy B. Back
Peter Pants
Amelia Barfup
Roland Stone - Gathering Moss
Robbie Ducky - You're the one
Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)
Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)
Tom Thumb (very small stone)
Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)
Ben There ( next to "Dunne That")
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David Blaine..... oops Smile joke

Diana Cansa
Evan Sneckst
Don Livin
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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Madge Ishun

Verne A. Tipp

Wanda Hold

Kenny S Cape

Dee Lite

Madge Ikasle

Bill N Lemone

Sven Galli

Levi Tashon

Otto Resette

Barry D Cahd





(I wrote those myself...)
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My goodness.....it's gonna take a big cemetary for all those!

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On 2006-10-03 19:46, Regan wrote:
My goodness.....it's gonna take a big cemetary for all those!
It must be a very nice cemetary - everyone is dying to get in there.
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Not names, but here are a few funny quotes . . .


Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.

Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.

I told you that I was sick!
. . . but the third man answered, "I am building a cathedral."
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I saw "Miss N. Cranium" somewhere recently.
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There were several at the haunted mansion at Disney World, just can't remeber them. I must be M.T. Head
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On 2006-10-04 22:49, barneyfife wrote:
There were several at the haunted mansion at Disney World, just can't remeber them. I must be M.T. Head


Here is a complete list of WDW's Haunted Mansion tombstones, and in some
cases, which Disney Imagineer employee they reference to.

RIP GOOD FRIEND GORDON now you've crossed the river jordan

RIP in memorium uncle myall HERE YOU'LL REST FOR QUITE A WHILE
(Chuck Myall - Art Director)

REST IN PEACE COUSIN HUET we all know you didn't do it

HERE RESTS WATHEL R. BENDER he rode to glory on a fender
(Wathel Rodgers - illusionist, mechanical genius)

HERE LIES GOOD OLD FRED a great big rock fell on his head

AT PEACEFUL REST LIES BROTHER CLAUDE planted here beneath this sod
(Claude Coates - Art Director, Master of Paint Effects and Lighting)

RIP MR. SEWELL the victim of a dirty duel
(Ted(?) Sewell - Engineer/Draughtsman(?))

IN MEMORY OF OUR PATRIARCH dear departed grandpa marc
(Marc Davis illustrator, idea man, funniest Imagineer)

REQUIESCAT FRANCIS XAVIER no time off for good behavior RIP
(Xavier Atencio - scriptwriter, and lyricist, Grim Grinning Ghosts

DEAR DEPARTED BROTHER DAVE he chased a bear into a cave

MASTER GRACEY LAID TO REST no mourning please at his request
(Yale Gracey - illusionist)

HERE LIES A MAN NAMED MARTIN the lights went out on this old spartan
(Bill Martin - Art Director)

One other stone has set in the area. After John Sullivan retired as
President of the Magic Kingdom, a tombstone was erected for approximately
two weeks.

Disneyland Haunted Mansion
Pet Cemetery

<bat>
FREDDIE
the Bat
1847
<upside down> We'll Miss You

<frog>
OLD
FLYBAIT
He Croaked
August 9
1869

<pig>
ROSIE
She was a poor little
Pig but she bought
the Farm
1849

<dog>
BUDDY
OUR
FRIEND
UNTIL
THE END

<skunk>
Beloved Lilac
Long on Curiosity...
Short on
Common Scents
1847

There is a cat surrounded by little mouse grave markers.

One that says "Fi Fi"

Those below are found on the red brick wall.

<rat>
In Memory Of My Rat
Whom I Loved
Now He Resides
in the Realms Up Above

<spider>
Here
lies
Long Legged
Jeb
Got tangled
up in his
very own web

<fish>
October 10
1867

<snake>(long snakey grave marker)
Here lies my snake who's fatal mistake was frightening the gardener who
carried a rake

<eagle?>
July 11
1864

Over on the wall near the railroad:

Theo Later
U.R. Gone
Ray N. Carnation
Dustin T. Dust
Lev Itation
G.I. Miss You
I Trudy Departed
Rust in Peece
I.L. Beback
M.T. Tomb





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Thanks Lyndel!
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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On 2006-10-04 16:06, DoctaJones713 wrote:
Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.


That is an actual headstone. It's in Tombstome Az. The cemetary is named Boot Hill.
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There is a book called Tobstone humour. Cant remember the Author's Name. Will have a lot for you.

Mike T - I am going to have to charge you for a new shirt which I messed coffee over after spluttering it from laughter at the David Blaine one. LOL.

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If only you'd worn a coffee colored shirt. Smile
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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ROTFLMAO. I will keep that in mind next time I read posts in this section. Oops, let me go change quickly...
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How 'bout???

I.B. Late
actress BATTY Page
Horace Patootie
Hal O. Wheen

and for the "Quotes",,,,

Here Lies Edward Hearse - Just To Show...Things Could Be Worse

~or~

Mr O'toole would chase the Ghouls
He'd chase them down the street
While creating a fuss, he was hit by a bus
Now here is where they meet

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