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magicgeorge
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Hi,
I know this is somewhat simlilair to the various newspaper headline threads but I'm looking for something specific rather than headlines and classifieds. Do you know off any or can make up funny fake advertising slogans. Such as:

Has the bottom fallen out of your world? Take Andrews and let the worlds fall out of your bottom.

Something like that, only funny.

Cheers

George
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Hmmmmmmm no not really .

but a maltese advert radio advert comes to mind

it used to start along these lines , they don't advertise it anymore :-(

" do you want to have it rock - hard ???? then try our max hair gel and you will have it as hard as it can get .

always made me laugh whenever I heard it
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How about, "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss $250 goodbye". Smile

Ok, not so much.
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Here's a few

Plumbers: "We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip; call your plumber."

Pizza shop: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

plastic surgeon: “Let me help you pick your nose?"

electrician: "Let us remove your shorts."

MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"

Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

Canon Photocopiers: "Please, Quit calling them Xeroxes!"

Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."

Viagra, ‘when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight’


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magicgeorge
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Thanks for all your help folks. kOnO that's exactly the sort of thing I was looking for I will probably use a couple of them if that's OK.

George
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About 20 years ago in the UK the Michelin tyre company advertised on a billboard with a picture of an attractive female next to the slogan,
'if you're planning on driving it home tonight, make sure you have plenty of rubber'
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
The Mac
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If you want funny headlines inspiration watch leno on nbc. He finds real newspaper funny headlines.They are on his site. Go to nbc.com (click on the tonite show.) even Copperfield sent 1 in "TUNG MEETS BUSH"
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