The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » New act, jokes needed (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

busterjuggler
View Profile
Veteran user
Australia travelling worldwide now
352 Posts

Profile of busterjuggler
Hey There all,

I have a new act I am brainstorming, It involves a minature (kids size) drum kit, and a full grown audience member playing the drums. Meanwhile I am juggling. I don't want to give away to much information, as to keep my act semi unique.

The audience member does the sound effects.

Now the question I have is.....what jokes/ visual puns/jokes can you think of that I may be able to use?

I have thought about these ones.

Drum sticks - chicken drumsticks
Drums - not attched properly so they fall over
Audience member - long haired wig, rock star glasses

These are lame, but if you can think of any others let me know? feel free to PM me also if you prefer.

Cheers,

James
James BuSTAR
Australia's Comedy Juggling Superstar
info@jamesbustar.com
http://www.jugglingsuperstar.com
bond_jmesbond007
View Profile
New user
India
70 Posts

Profile of bond_jmesbond007
Give the kids tomatoes and eggs and have them throw it on the drummer....;-p
Southwest Sam
View Profile
New user
Indiana
59 Posts

Profile of Southwest Sam
Once the drums fall apart, without saying a word (facial expression applies here)hand them a set of Bongos. Smile

~SAM Smile
Now performing as...
-Suitcase Sam
& his Ukulele
Music ~ Comedy ~ Magic
www.facebook.com/SuitcaseSam
Mike T
View Profile
Loyal user
228 Posts

Profile of Mike T
Have the drum stool on remote so it lowers as time goes by.
Attach fishing line to the cymbal/hi hat stand and have it slowly pulled further away (from off stage).
Drill/hollow out the drums sticks and fill with neodymiums so they stick to all the hardware - only a drummer would know the true weight of a pair of sticks.

Regards, Mike
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
Hagerman
View Profile
Regular user
108 Posts

Profile of Hagerman
Maybe whisper to the drummer to start a beat and to gradually get faster. The faster he gets, the faster you juggle. "Too FAST!!!" Then he goes to an obnoxiously slow beat.

You can also write down cues and simple stunts for him and put them on the drum heads.
Wolflock
View Profile
Inner circle
South Africa
2255 Posts

Profile of Wolflock
During the act swap the juggling equipment for the drumsticks and start juggling the drumsticks while the drummer tries to drum with juggling equipment.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist
Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle)
South Africa
kOnO
View Profile
Special user
545 Posts

Profile of kOnO
Have the drummer play "Wipe Out" while you juggle on a skate board across the stage area.


kOnO
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
magicgeorge
View Profile
Inner circle
Belfast
4299 Posts

Profile of magicgeorge
Quote:
On 2006-10-10 06:53, busterjuggler wrote:
Drum sticks - chicken drumsticks

chicken drumsticks in bread; drum roll

Handing them the hi-hat:"just a cymbal of my affection"

What do you call those guys that tour with musicians? drummers

After loud display of drumming prowess; "my neighbours love me"

Playing the drums is like squeezing a spot, things start to get messy after you burst the skin.

I'd show you my paradiddle but the last time I did that it got me arrested.

Hit it once with each stick then once with your head. Not too hard, you'll get percussion.

Drums are a bit like cats; they make a loud noise when you hit them with a stick.

I used to be a professional drummer. You know the group Pink Floyd?.....They're really good aren't they.

These used to be full size drums but you know what happens when your wife washes your kit....

George
sileeni
View Profile
Loyal user
UK.
259 Posts

Profile of sileeni
Whats the difference between a chiropodist and a bad drummer?
sileeni
View Profile
Loyal user
UK.
259 Posts

Profile of sileeni
Well, one bucks up your feet...............................
busterjuggler
View Profile
Veteran user
Australia travelling worldwide now
352 Posts

Profile of busterjuggler
Thanks for all these ideas!

They are great!

James
James BuSTAR
Australia's Comedy Juggling Superstar
info@jamesbustar.com
http://www.jugglingsuperstar.com
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » New act, jokes needed (0 Likes)
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.12 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL