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Montethrower Elite user a little town in nowhere 422 Posts |
You all know about them... (Pride and Joy, My dead Ant, My two kids) But have you any ideas about any original ones? And if so, are you willing to share? Please post links to existing wallet pun pics here, and if you have any fresh ideas, feel free to tell the Café here.
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sniper1 Veteran user malta eu 343 Posts |
Hmmmmm didn't quite get you topic , maybe its me that is stupid so don't worry .
but how about you have a couple of pics of your wife and kids , and another picture in there of a cute babe , and when you open the wallet you say , ok this is my wife , these are my kids ,and this is my neighbors wife
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Montethrower Elite user a little town in nowhere 422 Posts |
Haha! Very funny! That's good, but my intentional meaning was this. Say, for example, you take out your wallet to a spectator in a relaxed setting and say, " Would you like to see my pride and joy?" They usually respond with a yes, as if you are going to show them a pic of your kids, when in fact you show them a picture of those two old cleaning products, pride, an early pine-sol, and joy, a dishwashing liquid. The link to print one of these out can be located if you look on the "Pimp my wallet" thread on the impromptu board. Go to the link, and print one out for your wallet!! There are many others--My dead anunt (ant) Which is... a dead ant!!
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
There can't be too many as noone really carries pictures of anything in there wallet apart from their family or girlfriend. I suppose a few nuts have a picture of their car or boat in there. Anyhow, off the top of me head;
My little nippers: Picture of 2 small crabs My better half: Picture of your back/ your bottom half/ David Hasslehoff looking annoyed," Oh sorry, that's my Bitter Hoff" My sweetheart: Pic of Candy loveheart A pic of me when I was younger: A drawing of a sperm!!?! My folks: pic of a fox (erm dodgy pun alert) My ex: Box of eggs (dpa 2) My pet dog: Picture of an empty room. As soon as someone says they can't see a dog say "yeah, I know I don't have a dog" (bizarre) George P.S. I like the 2 non-pun ones the best; sperm and dog. Might try those out myself. |
Hansen Special user Down Under 653 Posts |
Magicgeorge, I like your thinking! Great ideas!
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 188 Posts |
These are great guys! One that I have used a lot (and always get a great reaction to) is this:
"Do you want to see a picture of my ex?" I then open my wallet and take out a picture of the letter 'X'! Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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sniper1 Veteran user malta eu 343 Posts |
Don't know too corny for me , ill stick with the picture of the cute babe .
I like to get good laughs , groans and half hearted laughs I leave to others
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