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SeaDawg
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Folks with the holiday season fast approaching you can give your loved ones a completely unique gift.... YOU can adopt a Magician. Yes , you can now adopt a magician. JUst like foster children and trophy wives, you can now add to your collection.

For a low monthly fee you will be able to get quarterly newlsetters and holiday cards from your "new" loved one.

Since magicians come from varying circumstances we will try to match you with one that bests suits your needs...

Looking for a Mentalist.... No problem,,,
Close-up worker? Got those too...

Kids party worker? Definitely...

How about comedy busker? for sure...

Please order early so as not to be disappointed for the Holiday rush.
IN additoon to the ongoing monthly fees, it is also very appropriate to pay for extras for your Magi like his birthday, Spa fees, golf membership, Porsche, etc.

Since initial quantities are limited, we may have to pair up multiple families with the Magi, but in no case will we include your magi with another family in your zip or postal code..

Also if you wish an exlusive arrangement then fees can be negotiated at a higher cost Please do not hesitate to PM the Seadawg soonest. He really is interested in providing that unique gift for your family and loved ones...
Crazy people take the psycho-path thru the forest...
Wolflock
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Sign me up to be adopted. I am a third world magician. I can even send a photo of myself looking like a hungry etheopian. :o)
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SeaDawg
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OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I like it, I can now add that option to the available selection. Do you have any other preferences?

I am leaning to toward getting adopted by a series of families that would like personal visits during my winter if they live in warm climates...LOL
Crazy people take the psycho-path thru the forest...
itshim
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I can do cute and cuddly (in much the same way as pygmy hippos)

Nigel
I knew a man who kept saying "pliers, pincers, scissors". He was speaking in tongs.

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Wolflock
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Personal preferences are that Ihave to have an unlimited entertainment budget (toget me out of these horrific psycological disorders.)
Lots of expensive gifts.
Two sports cars, gold chains for my escape artist purposes (I cant wear silver as it will burn and kill me) Lots of steak or I will be forced to transform in the middle of the night and attack some unsuspecting victim.
Only the best and most expensive outfits (in case you don't want me running around with just an animal skin and paint on me)
And private jet flights so that I am able to see the world so that I have stories to tell my tribe.

In turn, I can teach you how to talk in clicks so that other tribes think you are not a foreigner and eat you.
How to rub sticks together for fire.
How to swim with crocodiles and not get bitten too many times.
How to swing from vines yelling at the top of your lungs.
How to place a curse on anyone.

You get plenty of value for your money. After my stay you would be able to go onto the next survivor and not come of looking like a stick. The time will be quicker too as some of your tribe will mysteriously disappear.

Regards
Wolflock
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sniper1
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Why tell them all that stuff , just say that you perform magic for a living
THE MOST CRAZY MAGICIAN ON THE MALTESE ISLANDS
SeaDawg
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I understand,,, I work as a Pirate... I am thinking of wearing "normal" clothes for Halloween... Since my usual dress includes a cutlass, tricorn flintlock and other accessories...
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Will you offer inner beings for adoption? They can travel by Emu.

L

H D X F Halloween !!! if you know what's good for you, uh huh.
foreign correspondent, z and lt



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