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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
So...................that's a JOKE site right? haha......f-u-n-n-y.
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Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts |
"What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done; there is nothing new under the sun." Eccl. 1:9
As long as there are gullible, lonely sheep in the world, some wolf some where will find a seemingly new twist on an old scam to shear them of their hard-earned cash. As our beloved Brother Harry is fond of saying: "A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place." Skip Now, in passing allow me to announce my: ALL NEW SLEEP YOUR WAY TO FAME AND FORTUNE MAGIC COURSE!! YES!!!! The NEW Sleep Learning Magic Method for developing the most complicated finger-flicking magic skills only available, until now, to the most gifted pros...WHILE YOU SLEEP! No more practice! No more videos! No more busted knuckles! Act now and YOU will receive our unpatented BONUS Sleep Learning Glib Patter Program...learn to chat up your audience with the ease and skill of magicdom's greatest Scoundrels...WHILE YOU SLEEP! Even the heaviest stutterer will hit the stage with the confidence and tonal quality of Harry Blackstone, Jr.! Three easy payments of $999.95. Don't take my word for it! Listen to this satisfied customer! "Yessir, that's some program or my name isn't Ima Stooge!!" Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll consider paying you TEN DOLLARS! (Disclaimer: Money Back Guarantee valid only after we receive your full payment. Your results may differ from those of our paid shills.) Skip
How you leave others feeling after an Experience with you becomes your Trademark.
Magic Youth Raleigh - RaleighMagicClub.org |
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts |
UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIAL:
BELIEVE IT! IT WORKS! I fell asleep while reading Skip's previous post and learned DOZENS OF NEW EFFECTS WHILE I SLEPT!! If it works this well while just reading his promotional post, IMAGINE HOW WELL IT WILL WORK WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEND HIM MONEY!!!!! Skip, my $999.95 IN CASH is on its way to your post office box RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
I'm shocked.
I'm amazed. I'm irked I didn't think of it first. I love the "donation" part. What if they answer? Do I have to pay to hear their response? :hmm:
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
What if they answer!!! There is the rub! And another way to make money! An Answering service for the Metaphysically Challanged.
But wait...they already have been doing that scam for years. Oh well. And no jordini..not a joke..they are takin' in some bread. Joke to US yes.But then we are not terminally stupid. Well...I'm not anyway.
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MAKMagic Special user I got banned for one of my 555 Posts |
Wow...this is...well, disgusting.
Skip, funny you brought that up...I'm starting a "ALL NEW SLEEP WITH ME AND YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY TO FAME AND FORTUNE MAGIC COURSE!!" for aspiring female magicians. Doug Higley not allowed to sign up for the course.
.:Michael Kelley
On the Level, By the Square |
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts |
HAA!!!!!
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Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts |
Quote:
I'm starting a "ALL NEW SLEEP WITH ME AND YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY TO FAME AND FORTUNE MAGIC COURSE!!" for aspiring female magicians. Ahhhhhh, The Casting Asrah Method! I've heard of that!!!
How you leave others feeling after an Experience with you becomes your Trademark.
Magic Youth Raleigh - RaleighMagicClub.org |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
MAKMagic (sorry to shout your name), that was quite rude of you. At least Josh The Superfulous has sense to respect my age...oh and .357
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MAKMagic Special user I got banned for one of my 555 Posts |
What the *&!#...No one told me about the .357.
Doug you are more than welcome to sign up for the course Mr. Higley sir.
.:Michael Kelley
On the Level, By the Square |
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rossmacrae Inner circle Arlington, Virginia 2475 Posts |
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
I don't know what you guys are laughing about. I bought one and sent it to my departed grandfather. Without going into too much detail, I was written out of his will for pi$$ing him off years ago. I sent him an apology in a gram, and for 5 dollars I got a telegram back from an untracable source telling me the code numbers to his swiss bank account.
Some of you guys should try this before you laugh anymore.
Magic is like Science,
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Who's laughing? We are building sites to cash in!
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MagicMarker Elite user 498 Posts |
> *NOTICE: We are NOT exploiting grieving people -- We do not accept telegrams
> from people who are still grieving and we have taken precautions to avoid doing > so. We also do not accept telegrams from anyone who is mentally incompetent, > under 18 or who wishes to send a telegram to someone who passed away less than > one month ago. (Read our [F.A.Q.] for more detail.) One Month Eh! For people in the Death business they seem to have a fairly low opinion of how long Grieving takes. Also they seem to imply that their messengers are memorising more then one message. They only have one guy at the moment. I'd like to know how many he's supposed to have memorised. -MM |
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Seems to lock up my PC.
No comment about the pharma stuff at the top of the site.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
I'll ask John Edwards if my loved one received the message.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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MAKMagic Special user I got banned for one of my 555 Posts |
Oh my god, have you guys read the FAQ...that is some straight up comedy right there.
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FIND
.:Michael Kelley
On the Level, By the Square |
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2742 Posts |
I have seen this on TV somewhere...
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Yes you have. In Canada it's called The Evening News.
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