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joseph
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You tear your wife's credit cards up, and then can't resist restoring them....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Jonton
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If you're in the S&M Business...you know...Smoke & Mirrors
If you're not offended when people call your wife/girlfriend/assistant/all of the above "The S&M Queen"

I just came up with those a few minutes ago...and my girlfriend loves her new nickname Smile
~Jonathan
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SteveTheMagician
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If you tenkai palm every credit card you come across
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- if you think the words strippers, balls, and penetration means.. what it's supposed to mean... I mean.. right?? what's wrong with 13 year olds playing with strippers??
- if your magic wand really IS a wand.
- if you spell siblings with a 'y' (like 'sybil')
- if you get confused when someone tells you they hung out at ... clubs??

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joseph
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You are the only sailor who loves the phrase..."All hands on deck."..
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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