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inidyls
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I was driving down the road going 40 mph, I look out the window and there was a chicken running along side of me. So I sped up to 50 mph and the chicken is still next to me, all of a sudden the chicken passed me and made a left hand turn down a dirt farm road. So I followed it with amazement. A farmer comes out of the house and say's " can I help you?" I told him I just seen a chicken that was running over 50 mph. the farmer said O yes that's one of my chickens, I raise three legged chickens.
With a confused face I said " a three legged chicken?" The farmer said it's a new invention I came up with so I can produce chickens faster and get them to the market for a quicker turn around. There's a high demand for chickens right now.So of course the first question I ask is " do they taste any good"
The farmers reply "I don't know, I can't catch one to find out"
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Would references to the abuse of chickens be acceptable? I am curious as to the humor aspect were one to actually choke the said chicken. Perhaps this would be for small private audience as when done in public there can be legal ramifications....
PETA might be watching you know
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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On 2006-12-13 23:28, Josh Riel wrote:
Would references to the abuse of chickens be acceptable? I am curious as to the humor aspect were one to actually choke the said chicken. Perhaps this would be for small private audience as when done in public there can be legal ramifications....
PETA might be watching you know



If you can, get one of those mechanical chickens Harris mentioned--they're hilarious!

There's another that is activated to cough and sputter when you grab him around the neck. When you set him down he walks and does the chicken dance. 'Lots of possibilities...

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I need to make one that spits.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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One fun aspect of Colonel(above) is I don't no when he will go off the 2nd or 3rd time. I usually turn him off after the 3rd as the gag would be overplayed...and as I get older...I run out of gas.

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I chicken for dinner last night but it tasted kinda fowl.

I love cats, they taste just like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum it could be done.
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Adult show: stage hand chases the a chicken on stage ,magician states:no wonder nothing is running smoothly, my stagehand cant keep his hands of my c**k
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How long does chicken last in the freezer?

About 3 months.

That's funny I put one in yesterday and he was dead by the morning.
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My father mistakenly thought that if he taught me the Heimlich maneuver he'd stop me from chocking the chicken.

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