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drkptrs1975
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Who has good answers for this,


the only one I can think of is this, only one, he is the magician.
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An illusionist needs two off stage magician assistants, 4 onstage assistants, a roadie and a stage manager. A close-up man is probably close enough to see without the bulb. A sleight man can do it by feel. A street magician says "let the city change it", a parlor magician only needs one provided he can choose the appropriate lighting, and a mentalist says "I can see the light without the bulb"
Ok not real funny, but what do you expect from a hack?
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And the bizarrist says.... we really like it in the dark.
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How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but they have to be very tiny.
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100. One to screw it in, and 99 others to say, "Let me show you a better way to do that."
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It takes one magician and one spectator. One magician to screw in the lightbulb and one spectator to say "I know how you did that."
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On 2006-12-14 09:35, Eric Lott wrote:
It takes one magician and one spectator. One magician to screw in the lightbulb and one spectator to say "I know how you did that."

that's the best one for a lay audience so far Smile
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Change a light bulb into what?

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Ron, touche'!
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"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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One to screw it in, and one to say, "I invented that!"
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None, that's what the lighting crew gets paid for (just try screwin with the union)
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On 2006-12-13 22:17, Bill Ligon wrote:
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but they have to be very tiny.


FUNNNNNY!!
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How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Shouldn't it read...
How many magicians does it take to screw up their act? Smile
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On 2006-12-18 01:01, Tom Bartlett wrote:
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On 2006-12-13 22:17, Bill Ligon wrote:
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but they have to be very tiny.


FUNNNNNY!!




At last! Someone got the joke!

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One to change the bulb, one to copy the act, ten to criticise technique and say how much better they would have done it, one to say he saw a flash, oh and one to answer the kid who asked him how he did it with the word 'magically'.

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On 2006-12-13 22:17, Bill Ligon wrote:
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but they have to be very tiny.


Or maybe just one and his (female) assistant. But they have to be very tiny.
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Only ONE, but the light bulb has to WANT to change!
I liked Bill's answer the best....How'd that slip by Smile
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How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am a mentalist, I will write my prediction and put it in this sealed envelope. When you guys finish screwing in the light bulb, open the envelope and see that I have predicted the number accurately Smile
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