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drkptrs1975 Elite user North Eastern PA 452 Posts |
Who has good answers for this,
the only one I can think of is this, only one, he is the magician. |
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21219 Posts |
One to have the idea, one to steal the idea.
Danny Doyle
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
An illusionist needs two off stage magician assistants, 4 onstage assistants, a roadie and a stage manager. A close-up man is probably close enough to see without the bulb. A sleight man can do it by feel. A street magician says "let the city change it", a parlor magician only needs one provided he can choose the appropriate lighting, and a mentalist says "I can see the light without the bulb"
Ok not real funny, but what do you expect from a hack?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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SeaDawg Special user The Lunatic Fringe 718 Posts |
And the bizarrist says.... we really like it in the dark.
Crazy people take the psycho-path thru the forest...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but they have to be very tiny.
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threecardmonte Loyal user 278 Posts |
100. One to screw it in, and 99 others to say, "Let me show you a better way to do that."
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Eric Lott New user Michigan 85 Posts |
It takes one magician and one spectator. One magician to screw in the lightbulb and one spectator to say "I know how you did that."
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BryanKelly Regular user 191 Posts |
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On 2006-12-14 09:35, Eric Lott wrote: that's the best one for a lay audience so far |
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
Change a light bulb into what?
Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Ron, touche'!
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Eric Buss Regular user 183 Posts |
One to screw it in, and one to say, "I invented that!"
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calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts |
None, that's what the lighting crew gets paid for (just try screwin with the union)
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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Tom Bartlett Special user Our southern border could use 763 Posts |
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On 2006-12-13 22:17, Bill Ligon wrote: FUNNNNNY!!
Our friends don't have to agree with me about everything and some that I hold very dear don't have to agree about anything, except where we are going to meet them for dinner.
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RickVancouver Special user Vancouver, BC 697 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Shouldn't it read... How many magicians does it take to screw up their act?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
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On 2006-12-18 01:01, Tom Bartlett wrote: At last! Someone got the joke! Bill
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itshim Elite user Milton Keynes 417 Posts |
One to change the bulb, one to copy the act, ten to criticise technique and say how much better they would have done it, one to say he saw a flash, oh and one to answer the kid who asked him how he did it with the word 'magically'.
Nigel
I knew a man who kept saying "pliers, pincers, scissors". He was speaking in tongs.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
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On 2006-12-13 22:17, Bill Ligon wrote: Or maybe just one and his (female) assistant. But they have to be very tiny.
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Slim King Eternal Order Orlando 18012 Posts |
Only ONE, but the light bulb has to WANT to change!
I liked Bill's answer the best....How'd that slip by
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Omid Veteran user Israel 332 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I am a mentalist, I will write my prediction and put it in this sealed envelope. When you guys finish screwing in the light bulb, open the envelope and see that I have predicted the number accurately |
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