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MagiClyde
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Old lovers never die, they just peter out!
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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Some very good ones in there!! I got old just reading the initial post.
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On 2007-01-27 00:56, vinsmagic wrote:
Balls said the Queen if I had them I would be king


BRUCE #1 Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, eh Bruce?

BRUCE #2 That's an odd thing to say, Bruce!

BRUCE #1 I heard the Prime Minister say it just the other day, Bruce! "Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, Your Majesty," he said and she smiled warmly.
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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Old magi don't die- they just get torn and restored.
Andy the cardician
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Walt,
I love your post . . . and it relates not only to us as performers, but also to us as humans. There is indeed a difference between a young ladies man and a dirty old goat.

Each age has its strenght - we just need to realize, adjust and play to it.

And when its time to go, we will go without remorse . . .

Andy
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My children are praying that I live forever because I told them if I should die guess who's next in line?
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I don't like to read messages over three lines in length, so I have no idea what was said. Smile
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As George Burns said "I can't retire now I'm booked"
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Vandy Grift
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On 2007-02-06 16:13, Al Angello wrote:
As George Burns said "I can't retire now I'm booked"


LOL! I remember years ago there was a TV special. "George Burns 100th Birthday Party." I believe George was only in his eighties, but he said they had to do the show then because he was already booked on his 100th Birthday!
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Al Angello
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Vandy
He died about 99 years, and 11 months old. He was also told by his doctor that having sex with young girls could be fatal, and George's answer was "if she dies, she dies".
Al Angello
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George Burns and Gracie Allen..ah they don't make 'em like that anymore.

On being interviewed after appearing in london .he was asked..

"Do you think you will still be appearing at the London Palladium when you are 100 ?"
to which he quipped...
" If its still here then ! "

Howard
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