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Lawrens Godon
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A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can insult women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

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daffydoug
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As a ventriloquist, I resemble that remark!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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