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Ellen Kotzin
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If you had a super power that was the dorkiest you know--what would it be?
Ex. ...Instantaneous milk shooting from nose, etc...

Have fun,

Ellen
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I have always wanted the ability to take the need to use the rest room and pass it along to someone else. I think that would be a very handy power to have, especially if food didn't agree and there was the potential for a gas problem.

A good freind of mine wanted to be "line cutter boy"
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I think the dorkiest that ever actually made it into a comic book was "Bouncing Boy" who is a sort of junior member of the Legion of Superheroes. He just inflates himself into a ball and... bounces. If you run into a threat that can be countered by a guy bouncing around like crazy, then he's your guy!
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Well, I wish to manipulate my hair so that I could entangle people I loathe with it. Then if they cut it, I'd simply re-grow it.

or maybe, I could make a huge parachute made out of bubble by sneezing, then just fly away when in trouble.
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Lighting fires by the power of using a source of ignition.

Being able to read people mind with your sense of smell?

Maybe shoot out my head stubble, like a porcupine.

Make flowers wither within 20 yards.

Kill all irritating bugs that go near me, slowly and hopefully painfully.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Freeze time
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That would take a lot of ice.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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I am also known as Mr. Ice
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Flatulance combustion lacking a source of ignition
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Ultra bad breath? Yuck~ haha.
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Cyssa, your "manipulate your hair" power was used by Medusa, a member of Marvel comic's supergroup "The Inhumans" created by comic book legends Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa_%28comics%29
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Man... This reminds me of that movie "Mystery Men". Remember Roy who's only power was that he got "really really angry"? How about the invisible boy that was only invisible if nobody was looking?

Did anyone see the family guy episode where they all got super powers? Meg got the ability to... grow out her nails really quickly... ha ha ha...

Personally my super power would probably end up being "non-lethal kung fu".
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I'd blow Losander magic bubbles with my snot. Hmm, I just discovered... I already do.
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On 2007-03-07 12:38, airship wrote:
Cyssa, your "manipulate your hair" power was used by Medusa, a member of Marvel comic's supergroup "The Inhumans" created by comic book legends Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusa_%28comics%29


Wow. Okay, okay, it's patented. *thinks of another* I'd go for super snot bubble and the ability to make perverts pigs. (circe). not pigs... monkeys. Hahah.
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How about the ultimate in nerdy superpowers? A super memory!

Speaking as someone who actually has that superpower, I can assure you it identifies you as nerdy right away. Smile
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Super fast typist.
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The ability to calculate Pi to 99^999999 decimals, then recite it backwards
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Scott, I KNEW someone here on the Café had the 'super-memory' superpower, but I couldn't remember who it was! Smile

What I DO remember is a comic book parody of 'The Shadow' where the hero's superpower was not the power to cloud men's minds, but the power to cloud his own.
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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